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maktub

Arabic popular saying that means "It was written!", meaning it was always meant to happen/to be.
Jade/Lucas = MAKTUB!
by Jules October 11, 2006
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The Serpent Maneuver

The art of sneaking up to your buddy and cornering him/her against something locking legs while ripping a hilatious fart on them, leaving them with no escape. Inventors:: JG and TA.
Dude I was at work today and threw down "the serpent maneuver" on Morrissey, shell shocking him into submission.
by Tony The Tank Mcstravick July 18, 2010
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The 42 maneuver

The act of activating self destruct in, or parked near another spacecraft of much superior firepower. Usually performed with the lowest of grade or quality ship as to seem harmless during the act.
That guy out there is boasting about his new ship, and I just saw someone land in his hanger. Looks like he's about to preform the 42 maneuver.
by Drakenstien September 3, 2021
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l'Manburg

a special place were men could go and emancipate the tyranny and bloodlust of their rulers.
Well this place is true, you wouldnt needn fret. with Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, and SCREW Eret.
A pretty big and not blown up L'Manberg.
lets go to L'manburg
by Le Crave January 27, 2021
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highlet maneuver

The act of one vehicle repeatedly ass ramming another vehicle in a series of back and forth motions, typically caused by poor throttle control.
It looked like he lost control but really he was performing the Highlet Maneuver.
by Highlet December 9, 2014
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Johnson Maneuver

When a man with an above avrage penis whips it out to assert his domance over another man or group of men.

Named after 36th president Lindon B. Johnson who would often brag about, and show off, his large penis to political opponents in order to assert his domance.

Note: confidence is arguably more important then size in pulling off the Johnson Manuever. A man can assert his domance over another man with a larger penis. So long as the first man has the confidence to back it up. However, if both men have equal confidence then the maneuver quickly devols in to physical violence or a litteral dick measuring contest.
my boy Tyler kept running his mouth so I pulled the old Johnson Maneuver on his headass
by jazzcat78 August 11, 2020
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Riker Maneuver

The act of eye-catchingly sitting on a chair with low backrest by moving your leg over it before sitting down. One should always look the person they want to impress directly in their eyes. Famously performed and originated by cdr. William T. Riker on Star Trek : The next Generation.
If you want to nail that girl, you should do the Riker Maneuver while you sit down.
by MalonMusk May 1, 2020
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