Mantua

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This white trash town is the epitomy of a black hole mentality. People never leave this town and if they do they always come back. Meth mouth and mullets rein supreme in this joke of a town. Guys even if they're 40 wear logo tee's tight jeans and try to look skater, yet hipster. The women aren't worth mentioning. These po dunk town folk enjoy celebrating towny fests such as: The Potato Fesival, where they crown a total fatty as the Potato Festival Queen. Also the Ox Roast, where white trash and hillbillies gather from all over to enjoy shitty food, warm beer and of course meth mouth and mullets.

The hipster at the bar had wicked meth mouth.

Mullets are very Mantuaish.
See the girl with the cankles? She's the Potato Festival Queen.

Mantua by bootyrknevrywr June 9, 2011

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Mantua

Having a small penis.

"that poor guy...got hooked up with a mantua"

or

"Mitch never let his mantua get in the way of his love life"

Mantua by Moonroach October 26, 2004

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Mantua Closet Monster

when in a drunken stupor, you piss/shit in the closet.

"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"

Mantua Closet Monster by lil ralphie February 4, 2010

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Mantasha

Mantasha is a beautiful girl and she is an amazing friend. She has secret admirers who are hidden somewhere. She is Amazing but she doesn't see it because sometimes all the hurt in her life covers up all beautiful things about it. She has beautiful hair and smiles like no other person. although mantasha can be hidden away beneath her sheets, she still glows like a pretty bright star.

#Beautiful Who is that beautiful girl over there? Oh it's mantasha i want mantasha to be my best friend because she is beautiful

Mantasha by Mantasha December 4, 2017

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t mantra

t > all t = yes t = life. The mantra used to express true t

person one: I need t pleas help me with t person two: ah yes, the t mantra | t > all, t = yes, t = life, t

t mantra by amnoagrass December 9, 2020

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Mantasha

Mantasha is one of the nicest people u will ever meet. U can always trust this girl and if u meet her, try to be close to her 🤞🏽. She’s just an amazing person to have in your life.

Person: who’s that girl on your snap chat story?

Me: that’s Mantasha

Person: oh wow she’s beautiful

Me: don’t try it, she wouldn’t like u
Person: that’s rude
Mantasha: *laughs*

Mantasha by Hamzah788383 May 29, 2018

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Manturnity

When a man's gut is proportionately large for his size. This makes the man appear to be pregnant. Especially when they have skinny legs and no butt.

Bob's gut is getting bigger. Time to get some manturnity cloths.

Manturnity by Taekwondoka July 8, 2014

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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