Manteen

Much like a Canteen, but Manlier. Characteristics of a Manteen include:
1. Intense line cutting with no resistance, effectively making a good Samaritan a hungry loser.
2. Underpaid, rancid old whores serving food, unamused by the prefix 'man'.
3. A place designed to allow you to walk too far before you realize you've got the wrong change.

John: Wanna go to the Manteen?
Tim: You mean the Canteen?
John: Yes

by Johnny Redelstine November 3, 2009

Mantle Whore

your new boyfriend's exgirlfriend, whos picture is still on the mantle at his house.

I was at John's house today and Genna's picture is still there! What a fucking mantle whore!

by Anne Gallegos November 1, 2005

to mantle

verb
To sneak a framed picture of yourself among your friend's cherished photos.

noun
mantling: the act of sneaking a framed picture of yourself among your friend's cherished photos.

past-tense: mantled

As a prank, Josh liked to mantle his picture when he went to parties.

by alkish May 23, 2006

Manele

Manele is a form of music, mainly derived from Turkish and Arabic love songs. The roots of this genre lie in Ferentari, a poor area, inhabited mostly by gypsies, located in the vicinity of Bucharest, the capital of Romania. The music could be best described as a mixture of dance, hip-hop, oriental influences and Rroma folk music. Since 1997, this style of music has become more and more popular, reaching its apex in rural areas in South-Eastern Europe, where poverty is widespread and a bad education is almost imminent. The lyrics usually refer to useless self-lamentation, obscenity, stupefied immorality, false love and pointless ego praising. This sub-culture encourages exaggerated selfishness, dishonesty, crookedness and vulgarity. It is considered best to fight against this worthless musical movement and if possible encourage others to do the same.

Manele Artists: Adrian De Vito, Costi Ioniţă, Nicolae Guţă, Sorinel Puştiu'

by Kriechbaum July 26, 2008

mantle

a layer of red hot slush puppy underneath the earths crust.

ah, look at the pyroclastic flow and the beautiful slush puppy running over our house

by tom June 7, 2003

Mantle

Opposite of dismantle. To put something together.

can you help me mantle this ikea table

by clementine October 16, 2012

manele

the word exactly replicates the definition for "chalga" in romanian language and refers to romanian music type.

"Discoteque boom" - song performed by a romanian small & fat gipsi and beeing in top 10 for months

by Filip Tsachev April 28, 2005