A sad period of time in a married man's life when he simply doesn't get any action from the wife and is essentially (paused). This usually (though not specifically) occurs in middle age. But depending on the situation can occur at any point in time if the man is not careful.
Sadly (assuming sad..) the married 'manopaused' man therefore has no choice but to seek alternative sources of extra marital fulfillment, if successful he becomes (un-paused) but is now in serious risk of extreme excitement resulting in vastly improved looks, healthier eating, great ideas, amazing productivity, and general 'teenage' like behavior after which then carries the risk of 'getting caught'. Assuming he even has the confidence to even dare to attempt this bold move in the first place the first section of this applies. If not then,
He simply accepts he is 'manopaused', and lives the life of a eunuch
Sadly (assuming sad..) the married 'manopaused' man therefore has no choice but to seek alternative sources of extra marital fulfillment, if successful he becomes (un-paused) but is now in serious risk of extreme excitement resulting in vastly improved looks, healthier eating, great ideas, amazing productivity, and general 'teenage' like behavior after which then carries the risk of 'getting caught'. Assuming he even has the confidence to even dare to attempt this bold move in the first place the first section of this applies. If not then,
He simply accepts he is 'manopaused', and lives the life of a eunuch
"Ah man, look at that dude over there, he looks so pent up, he must be manopaused, I sure hope he went with option 1 :)"
"I saw a dude today in the supermarket, I could just tell by all those shopping bags he had been manopaused.. I saw option 2 written all over him"
"I saw a dude today in the supermarket, I could just tell by all those shopping bags he had been manopaused.. I saw option 2 written all over him"
by Bigabongo June 11, 2020
Get the Manopause mug.1. Shorthand for the sequel to the Nintendo 64 hit "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time," "Majora's Mask" gave the player a mere three in-game days to save the land of Termina from certain destruction. To aid in his quest, the main character, Link, was able to travel back to the instant he first set foot in Termina. Also called "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask."
2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.
2. The main enemy of the aforementioned game, Majora's Mask was a mask with an evil spirit trapped inside, capable of turning even the most kind of creatures into a puppet, manipulated to perform the most heinous of acts.
1. In the game "Majora's Mask," Link had but three days to save the land, the people, and himself.
2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.
2. Majora's Mask's main weakness was its soft backside; with a good aim and a bit of practice, it became remarkably easy to defeat.
by Jack January 31, 2005
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by naytev1 July 28, 2009
Get the manography mug.Often reffered to as “The Manor” or “Greatest town in North America.” Small town on Long Island that is populated by old people and a ton of underage alcoholics. Big party town but doesn’t get enough recognition because nobody knows what it is.
by Yeaaa2667 October 5, 2017
Get the stewart manor mug.Mandrax (pronounced "mandrakes" and often misspelled as such) is the name of a particular quaalude (or "downer") tablet that was first manufactured in Britain during the late 60s and early 70s. Its active ingredient is Methaqualone, which is chemically and functionally related to barbiturates. Street names for Mandrakes include "mandies," "buttons," "MX," and "white pipe." Mandrax tablets were initially a controlled substance prescribed as a sleeping aid but were pulled off the market and banned because of their extremely high dependancy (addiction) rate.
Though legal production of Mandrax ceased long ago, it is still illegally manufactured in many African and south Asian countries and is fighting a losing battle with crack cocaine on the African drug market. Mandrax tablets were designed to be taken orally but current trends in abuse involve grinding the tablets into powder and snorting them, or more commonly grinding the tablets and mixing them with Dagga before smoking it inside a specialized Dagga pipe (hence the nickname "white pipe"). When taken orally, Mandrax is almost always abused in conjunction with alcohol which serves to magnify the euphoric effects.
Side effects of Mandrax are similar to those of the common anti-depressant--cramps, insomnia, headaches, emotional instability, and so forth, with the added effects of toxin-induced psychosis as well as loss of muscle control.
The United States Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) has classified Mandrax as a Schedule I drug due to the fact that it contains Methaqualone. Schedule I drugs are illegal to possess without a license in the United States because of the potential for abuse and/or addiction.
Though legal production of Mandrax ceased long ago, it is still illegally manufactured in many African and south Asian countries and is fighting a losing battle with crack cocaine on the African drug market. Mandrax tablets were designed to be taken orally but current trends in abuse involve grinding the tablets into powder and snorting them, or more commonly grinding the tablets and mixing them with Dagga before smoking it inside a specialized Dagga pipe (hence the nickname "white pipe"). When taken orally, Mandrax is almost always abused in conjunction with alcohol which serves to magnify the euphoric effects.
Side effects of Mandrax are similar to those of the common anti-depressant--cramps, insomnia, headaches, emotional instability, and so forth, with the added effects of toxin-induced psychosis as well as loss of muscle control.
The United States Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) has classified Mandrax as a Schedule I drug due to the fact that it contains Methaqualone. Schedule I drugs are illegal to possess without a license in the United States because of the potential for abuse and/or addiction.
by Siegfried Zaga May 23, 2005
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Randal: "I like crafts, like building bongs."
Jason: "Dude! That sounds so homo!!!!!!!!"
Randal: "Hey, I like mancrafts..."
Jason: "If you put it that way, I guess that would be really cool! I know tons of guys...I'll call them all up so all us guys can get together for mancrafts. No women!!!!!!!"
Jason: "Dude! That sounds so homo!!!!!!!!"
Randal: "Hey, I like mancrafts..."
Jason: "If you put it that way, I guess that would be really cool! I know tons of guys...I'll call them all up so all us guys can get together for mancrafts. No women!!!!!!!"
by baowulf September 6, 2008
Get the mancrafts mug.Experimental Black Metal/Death Metal/Grind band that resides in south eastern Michigan.
Yorkshire Manor is one of the first originating bands that created "e-grind or cyber grind"
The current line-up consist of one person.
Anthony McBain in which he does everything. (Vocals/Acoustic/ Guitar/Programming/Keys/Synth)
Lyrical themes pertaining to:
Anime, Video Games, Ninjas, Robotics, Anti-pirates.
Discography:
Demo (5 tracks, 2003)
Yorkshire Manor (40 tracks)
EP (6 tracks)
Split with: Wcwbt- You Bitches Couldn't Even Be Who We Was...Full-length, 2006
Not really a split album in the traditional sense.
Both artist's (Wcwbt and Yorkshire Manor) collaborated on
each track writing and producing them together.
Yorkshire Manor is one of the first originating bands that created "e-grind or cyber grind"
The current line-up consist of one person.
Anthony McBain in which he does everything. (Vocals/Acoustic/ Guitar/Programming/Keys/Synth)
Lyrical themes pertaining to:
Anime, Video Games, Ninjas, Robotics, Anti-pirates.
Discography:
Demo (5 tracks, 2003)
Yorkshire Manor (40 tracks)
EP (6 tracks)
Split with: Wcwbt- You Bitches Couldn't Even Be Who We Was...Full-length, 2006
Not really a split album in the traditional sense.
Both artist's (Wcwbt and Yorkshire Manor) collaborated on
each track writing and producing them together.
School girl #1: "I slept with Yorkshire Manor and now i have a tingling sensation in my private area."
School girl #2: "Do you think it's an std?"
School girl #1: "No, I think its magic. Now I can turn invisible, and climb trees well."
School girl #2: "I remember The first time I listened to Yorkshire Manor, I was driving then I orgasmed and caused flooding to The Great Lakes. Then I got out of the car and walked on water."
School girl #2: "Do you think it's an std?"
School girl #1: "No, I think its magic. Now I can turn invisible, and climb trees well."
School girl #2: "I remember The first time I listened to Yorkshire Manor, I was driving then I orgasmed and caused flooding to The Great Lakes. Then I got out of the car and walked on water."
by s a k u r a January 19, 2009
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