People call her the hottest girl on the planet. Imagine being that lucky. The definition was of pretty privilege. But one thing about Malu is that she can dance.
by Gothboiclit_12 June 28, 2021

"Pak" Means 'Fuck" in the "Filipino" Pronunciation; While
"Malu" Is the Shortage of "Malupet" which Means "Awesome"
"Malu" Is the Shortage of "Malupet" which Means "Awesome"
by OmamoriHimariPH January 23, 2017

A term; a female who is comparable to a Hustler, a Playboy Bunny or a Pet House Pet, a Model, an Influencer, a Stripper and a Pin-up Doll.
Take a look at that glamorous Malus Doll; she has the appearance of someone who ought to be dancing on a pole in a nightclub.
by Malus Mob November 20, 2022

The psychological phenomenon when one associates a fuckboy's ugly personality with their attractive face, making the fuckboy permanently ugly from that person's eyes.
1 week ago
Ansley: "OMG that boy is SO cute!"
Today
Ansley: "That fuckboy told me that no one should migrate into the US when he's an immigrant himself OMFG he's SO ugly!"
Eduardo: "Yeah remember last week you thought he was cute? That's because of the puer malus theory."
Ansley: "OMG that boy is SO cute!"
Today
Ansley: "That fuckboy told me that no one should migrate into the US when he's an immigrant himself OMFG he's SO ugly!"
Eduardo: "Yeah remember last week you thought he was cute? That's because of the puer malus theory."
by whowantcookies January 15, 2015

A thot ass latina bitch who twerks and belly dances for musically and tik tok likes. She always got a nasty ass attitude and got desperate for NBA YoungBoy after he dumped her for being a full out pussy bitch.
Nigga #1: Ayo who tf is that
Nigga #2: She fine but she a thot her name is Malu Trevejo but I like to call her Malu Treve - Hoe
Nigga #2: She fine but she a thot her name is Malu Trevejo but I like to call her Malu Treve - Hoe
by BabyGirl wit da Hood Banzz June 9, 2019

A shit cake made by south indian malu descent, compressed usually by hand. The best of the packers are called 'Shit Cakers'.
by ASFDFS January 22, 2007

A slang referring to South Indians from Kerla, India. The slang was created by 2 friends from Dallas , Texas. The goal was to shorten the term Malayallee to a cooler & prouder term for where they were from, hence MALU was born .
They started calling all malayallee’s “MALU” starting with their friends one day and it was very well accepted and rest is history.
“Malu”. derived from existing word “Kalu” spread like wildfire across the US eventually making it to Kerla, India, then across India.
Some slogans also went along with the new term, also first created by these 2 friends from Dallas were : “ Malu4Life” , “Malu bigger than Kalu”. & “UBM2” slogan meaning “You Be Malu Too”. which took off to while another level of popularity.
If you’re a Malu, you can thank Doys K & Manoj M. from Dallas , Texas for creating a polarizing term for all Keralites in the world
They started calling all malayallee’s “MALU” starting with their friends one day and it was very well accepted and rest is history.
“Malu”. derived from existing word “Kalu” spread like wildfire across the US eventually making it to Kerla, India, then across India.
Some slogans also went along with the new term, also first created by these 2 friends from Dallas were : “ Malu4Life” , “Malu bigger than Kalu”. & “UBM2” slogan meaning “You Be Malu Too”. which took off to while another level of popularity.
If you’re a Malu, you can thank Doys K & Manoj M. from Dallas , Texas for creating a polarizing term for all Keralites in the world
That dude is a Malu.
by M4Life February 4, 2023
