Marton is the perfect guy. He is attractive, knows what he wants, is independent, funny, strong, has magical eyes and yes, has a HUGE dick. He has his flaws, but takes pride of them. He will treat his girl like a princess and is the most loving guy you’ll meet... they’re obsessed with him. If you ever meet a Marton make sure you treat him like a king or he will make sure someone else will.
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Used in conjunction with the word 'bonkers' to exaggerate the point of an items or situations level of being bonkers.
Believed to have originated in the Burton on Trent area of UK when the originator either required his/her point to be exaggerated or could not think of another word that rhymed with bonkers.
Believed to have originated in the Burton on Trent area of UK when the originator either required his/her point to be exaggerated or could not think of another word that rhymed with bonkers.
‘last night was bonkers malonkers’ – the previous nights events were, indeed, crazy/ exciting/ extraordinary.
‘That girl is bonkers malonkers’ – the girl is a little crazy
‘That girl is bonkers malonkers’ – the girl is a little crazy
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Joey bought a slab of Milton mangoes around the other day. Polished that off before we left for the pub.
by Steve_97 November 28, 2016
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Jared Milton is clearly deserving of trolling, after all, what response can you possibly get from declaring war on those who hate the single most hated pop star of all time?
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