rusty mallet

When a man fake tans his penis resulting in it looking like a rusty mallet. (alternative definition: A heavy hammer object left out in the rain.)

Mike struck me with his rusty mallet this morning.

by Poodefiner June 29, 2014

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timmy mallet

Childrens TV presenter much loved by Tommy Boyd.

You love timmy mallet

by crawford February 9, 2004

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fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018

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junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person

I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .

by Caulkknocker March 7, 2019

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When your significant other is on her menstrual cycle, you turn her sideways and make a fist. You slide 4 fingers in her love tunnel and jam your thumb in her anus. You bring her to orgasm and your hand looks like it’s covered in Old Bay and crab mustard when you pull it out.

She was on her period and I wanted crabs, so I gave her the Maryland Crab Mallet.

by LowMansLyric469 June 5, 2023

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