Definitions by LowMansLyric469
maryland mouth hug
When someone from Maryland repeatedly gives a mouth hug to a Krak’in 2.0 device and erroneously gives themselves a stout shot to the snout.
The distinct gentleman from Maryland gave his Krak’in 2.0 a Maryland Mouth Hug repeatedly and wound up taking multiple foamy ropes to the cheeks.
maryland mouth hug by LowMansLyric469 August 8, 2023
Maryland Crab Mallet
When your significant other is on her menstrual cycle, you turn her sideways and make a fist. You slide 4 fingers in her love tunnel and jam your thumb in her anus. You bring her to orgasm and your hand looks like it’s covered in Old Bay and crab mustard when you pull it out.
Maryland Crab Mallet by LowMansLyric469 June 5, 2023