The process whereby a municipality with thriving small businesses and unique charm is taken over by large chain retailers and restaurants.
by Tuffy Wyoming September 1, 2013
Get the Mall fucked mug.A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.
The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!
by kajoe October 20, 2006
Get the mall assault vehicle mug.A popular hairstyle from the 1980's where young ladies would use a whole can of Aqua Net hairspray, along with blowdrying, crimping, and styling hair into monstrously tall bangs. Usually combined with a perm. Also known as fuck me bangs, or mall hair.
by spinladen February 25, 2013
Get the mall bangs mug.A person who frequents the mall while wearing glasses, with cursive lettering on neck, acting all serious like someone's gonna take them out at any minute. These people tend to carry empty Victoria secret or foot locker bags but in actuality spend their money on handcuffs, masks, and whip cream at Spencer's. Many times the brim of their new hat has shiny stickers stickers on them and are angled up at about 45 degrees from the horizontal.
Person 1: hey I thing that boy is packing heat in that box!
Person 2: nah bro, that's a mall thug with a pair of Jordan's.
Person 1: Yee!
Person 2: nah bro, that's a mall thug with a pair of Jordan's.
Person 1: Yee!
by Mcdeltat April 16, 2015
Get the Mall Thug mug.A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread.
by xd-40 February 27, 2005
Get the mall ninja mug.A condition consisting of tired legs, resulting from too much unwanted time spent walking around the mall with your wife/girlfriend/mom. Sometimes includes tiredness in upper body/arms.
May also be used to describe similar afflictions experienced in other venues.
May also be used to describe similar afflictions experienced in other venues.
I can't handle Old Navy right now, Mom. We've been here for three hours and I have a serious case of mall legs.
by Hattrick12488 June 10, 2011
Get the mall legs mug.On a Day out Mall crashing you would push people over dressed up as hotdogs, scare people by hiding behind the rails in primark, etc.
by Rgreener November 1, 2011
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