Mailtard

Person who holds views typical of the Daily Mail and/or its readers.

Generally assumed to be a rabid right-wing racist who holds everyone (except people like them) in the highest suspicion; to be self-centred and think that everyone should like what they like and do what makes them happy. In essence, be like them.

"I'm worried about Henry, he keeps on criticising the NHS and mouthing off about Islam."

"Watch out for him, sounds like he's turning into a Mailtard."

by Pseudonym_31 September 2, 2012

Mattaes

A real cool guy who's name people dont have because its so awesome and rare.

WOW man your awseome is your name Mattaes??

by Mangaman400 September 7, 2012

Mattalynn

A very trustworthy person but don't get on her bad side cause she is a total bitch and doesn't take shit but if your on her good side she will love you and listen to what you have to say and she loves long lasting relationships

Mattalynn will beat your ass if you talk about her family or friends

by Kiliey October 18, 2018

Mattapan

Neighborhood of Boston. Over 80% of the population is black. 12.2% are hispanic. Less than 5% are white. 22.3% of the population lives in poverty. Referred to as "Murderpan", due to the number of murders that have occured since all the Jews moved out, and all the blacks moved in. A handful get murdered here each year. But the 1980s there was like a new one every few days. If only Boston's founders could see what this area has become, now that would be funny.

Bitch: Are we in Mattapan at this hour of the night?

Me: Roll up the windows and lock the doors. Don't look anybody in the eye! They think we're the white devil. They will cuss us out or even carjack us so lets drive fast.

by Shock G September 21, 2005

Mittagong

A small town located 110km south-west of Sydney, Australia. Home of the late Sir Donald Bradman. Home to hundreds of thugging, ganging youths that smoke ice and will threaten you if alone. Also a tourist trap.

Woman: Where are you from, young man?
You: Mittagong, south of Sydney
Woman: Isn't that the place where I was mugged at gunpoint?
You: Most likely.

by dr_habib April 9, 2011

marijuana maintainance

Using marijuana to keep one's self from drinking alcohol if one is a recovering alcoholic.

Friend 1: "Dude I've been off the booze for like 6 months now I'm feeling fucking great"
Friend 2: "Man you were always so hammered, I thought that you could never quit. How did you do it?"
Friend 1: "Daily marijuana maintainance, bro"

by AA_Stoner May 6, 2006

Maitland

Extremely awesome. Very nice and has pretty eyes. Maitland's are very aggressive when they are messed with. I wouldn't get on a Maitland's bad side if I were you. Maitland's fit in well and know there place and will fight till the deaths to defend it.

She's such a Maitland.
Did you see that fight today? There was definatly a Maitland going on there.

by Blahblahblaaaal February 17, 2010