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Mauston school bathrooms

The Mauston high school bathroom are known as the phone, juul, and art lounge where people draw dicks and faces on the walls or chill on your phone because of the dumb ass cell phone policy and then all the “intellectuals” that sit in the stalls hitting their juuls or hitting the bape you know, “those guys”
Mauston school bathrooms are defined as, where we hold cult meetings

Student 1: hey are you going to play that cod mobile in the bathroom

Student 2: hell yeah remember to bring your juul
Student 1: nah sorry i got it taken away
(Ps: for reasons so i do not get in trouble and i can make this statement i do not condone vaping underage and do not promote it this is for the meme)
by The breh moment 420 October 23, 2019
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