joe mazzello

the suspected boyfriend of ben hardy (mainly cardboard cutout ben) and is the cutest human in the world, who loves to scream dramatically. he was in movies such as undrafted, jurassic park, wooly boys, the cure and most recently he played the lead bass guitarist in Queen, John Deacon, in bohemian rhapsody<3

me: joe mazzello is the cutest bean in the entire world
friend: who’s joe mazzello
me: he was in jurassic park. the pacific? the social network.

friends: still nope
me: he was john deacon in borhap
friend: oHHHHH

by dumb_bitch_XD April 3, 2019

Dom Mazzetti

the new and upcoming internet sensation. every week he gives viewers his ideas on life and re-tells his awesome stories. a true hero. ability to write an amazing resume and pick up chicks.

MIKEANDGIAN.com

YOU WANNA DANCE WITH DOM MAZZETTI???

Went to the bronx zoo, murdered a panda; slighty punched it till it died.

D.O.M. - Deadmau5, Ovaltin, Muai Tai

ENERGY BEER!

by Robert J. Lawkins March 29, 2011

mazzen

Mazzen is a legend. Totally wired on the court and incredible in the bedroom, Mazzen is a total steal... its almost too bad he's more interested in shoes than romance. If mazzen were famous, he would be bEST friends with chrissy teigen, and be the best chef imaginable (try his eggplant parm, you won't regret it!) Mazzen is an overall softie and relates to feelings like you could never imagine.

"Bitch I saw you hitting up Mazzen last night..."

"Yeah he's such a sweet guy, cooked me food all last night... ifyaknowwhatimean"

by partykiller9012 January 7, 2019

Maaz

a happy person who is always smiling and never runs out of energy

your such a maaz

by machineemdu November 7, 2016

Mazzi

The most beautiful girl a guy has laid eyes on. When you lay next to her you get a warm fuzzy feeling that is irresistible. She is quite but her creativity speaks for itself. She is all around perfect, a 10, flawless.

Dude, that girl looks like Mazzi

by Nippleboi January 11, 2013

Muazzam

Muazzams are trustworthy. Muazzam is someone who steals peoples heart and put a smile on their face. Muazzams have an obsession with deleting the things relatingto the girl he likes.

I'll wish for a Muazzam this Christmas

by Mohaa May 25, 2019

Mazzi

A bad ass type of girl who is a great Bestie and if you betray her she will put you in your place. She is beautiful, smart and has a awesome personality.

I met a mazzi today.

by Maggie Martin June 16, 2017