Amba lamps

The amba lamps ought to be brought after getting your ass kicked by a 67 year old man.

The amba lamps, bring them.

by ergosoft February 18, 2010

Hog Lumps

A fictitious brand-name of pork scratchings (or pork rinds) named in the movie Shaun of the Dead. Goes well with a pint of beer; package is v. aerodynamic.

Ed: "Shaun! Hog Lumps!"
A packet of Hog Lumps hits Shaun in the face.

by SnaggPDX November 16, 2004

Lampster

A small odd looking creature that wears headphones listening to music as they dance..... It is thought that they are on some sort of drug

Omg do you see that Lampster

by cookiem1 April 9, 2015

Lampshade head birth

When a bitch give birth to an ugly baby that has a lampshade on its head. The baby can either be born with a lampshade on its head, or it could be placed on its head after the birth to hide the baby’s ugly face because it was too ugly for the world to see.

“Oh you’re a doctor? Omg have you ever seen a Lampshade Head Birth?!?”

“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”

by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021

wisconsin lampshade

When Glooping Sac's you without paying you phat lootz.

I thought I'd be able to buy some Heal pots, but Glooping gave me the old Wisconsin Lampshade.

by Glooping October 2, 2020

Mystery Lumps

The small pieces of indeterminate origin that have found their way into chip shop curry sauce. They may look horrible but are damn tasty.

Customer: What are these floating bits in my curry sauce?
Chippy owner: What...those? Why young sir...those are mystery lumps!

by Milky655 April 21, 2010

lumpster

lumpster can also be used affectionately as a nickname as an alternative to lumpy

One friend says to the other "Hey Lumpster, don't you have a graphic design project due tomorrow?"

by Lumpster December 13, 2004