noun
A lurp exhibits the following characteristics:
1. One of extremely lanky stature, uncoordinated to the point of great annoyance.
2. Talks constantly in a state of dreary, droning monotone.
3. Extremely unathletic, unable to compensate for height, in sports such as basketball, football, volleyball, etc.
4. Hands like feet.
5. Inability to attract the opposite sex, despite constant efforts and confidence in him/herself, often due to creepiness, among other lurpy characteristics.
verb
Exhibiting any of the characteristics listed above in daily life
A lurp exhibits the following characteristics:
1. One of extremely lanky stature, uncoordinated to the point of great annoyance.
2. Talks constantly in a state of dreary, droning monotone.
3. Extremely unathletic, unable to compensate for height, in sports such as basketball, football, volleyball, etc.
4. Hands like feet.
5. Inability to attract the opposite sex, despite constant efforts and confidence in him/herself, often due to creepiness, among other lurpy characteristics.
verb
Exhibiting any of the characteristics listed above in daily life
noun
"The lurp loomed large over the small, terrified children."
verb
"Jonny, pick up your feet and quit lurping around!"
"The lurp loomed large over the small, terrified children."
verb
"Jonny, pick up your feet and quit lurping around!"
by Professor Kenneth Highfield October 01, 2008
A blowjob.
by Lurp Shakurr February 04, 2009
by LaShawna Desir February 07, 2009
by Matteo February 24, 2005
Term used in female prisons. Lesbian Until Released From Prison. LURP. Women in jail for long periods of time whether they have a family or not may become a LURP
by jailbird8 November 25, 2009
There are many lurpy high school basketball players.
Look at Brady! With those legs, he looks like such a lurp!!
Look at Brady! With those legs, he looks like such a lurp!!
by Hannah :) November 06, 2003
by twitter0192 August 14, 2009