Ledge Monkey

A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.

That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.

Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 22, 2008

Wipe out the red from my ledger

It's a book-keeping term. Black ink means profit and red ink means debt.

As in reference to "The Avengers" when Black Widow said: "I want to wipe out the red from my ledger"

She feels that if she 'wipes out this debt', she will be free from whatever problem is plaguing her

by Andyakat May 26, 2013

Luderchampagne

Den korrekte fag term, når man blander Carlsberg porter og en citron vand

Skal vi lige går ned i kælderen og blande noget luderchampagne

Hey tøser så skal der blandes luderchampagne

by AbeTyver February 4, 2016

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

My man Kevin on the ledge and shit

by MyManKevin OnTheLedgeAndShit September 27, 2021

Lungeback Season

When a man wimps out to make a move, lunge, on the particular girl he fancy's and is given another opportunity.

A: Hey did you end up seeing that girl again?

B: Ya!

A: Did you lunge her this time?

B: No

A: Why? It was lungeback season!!!

by Vita day May 19, 2013

lugget

someone who is lazy, fat, and diabetic that does nothing but sit on their ass, play fortnite, and eats pizza.

holy shit get off your ass and go outside you fucking lugget

by connorfitzmorris February 14, 2020

polish lodger

often referred to as "angry polish lodger"

the massive shit you have to take the morning after a night out boozing

impossible to ignore, painful to suppress

joe: how's your angry polish lodger?
jason: he's fumin' mate

by my-tongue-fell-out March 2, 2013