Louie

A left-hand turn, usually when driving.

Bang a louie right there!

by Eric January 26, 2005

LOUIE

A FAT FUCK UP WHO WILL KILL YOU IF HE PUTS HIS WEIGHT ON YOU. he acts tough but he is weak as hell. he has type 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 diabetes and he is gay.

a wild Louie tripped and died. there was a crater in the ground.

by Ssssssssssssssssssss454 November 17, 2019

Louie

1. The quality or condition of being stupid.
2. Lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity

1. Guy 1: I think it would be a good idea the jump off the roof.
Guy 2: (Slaps guy 1 on head) Louie.
2. I thought I could get away from the cops but I guess that was a Louie idea.

by Razorback September 14, 2007

Louie

A minute; A man who only lasts a minute in bed Also known as a two pump chump.

Hey Julie I heard you and luis got it on last night how was it.

Ehhh... Not so good, he only lasted a damn Louie.

by Golden arches January 8, 2011

Louie

Fake mexican who thinks he is a gangster or a gangbanger.

Louie Benavente is a louie because he is fake.

by Nurhessien October 4, 2006

louie

Person who pays people to hang around with them.

only a louie could get friends like that

by lil fly August 8, 2007

louie

a toilet, a "water closet", see "lou" or "loo"

Honey, this is a groovey movie, so this may sound kookie; but if I don't get to the louie, I'll let out a big poopie.

by jenesaisquoi September 3, 2006