The art of standing round stealing oxygen and staring at the ceiling.
Telling other how to do their job when he cant do his
Loses concentration every time the wind changes direction
This person or persons are rendered useless and named louie
Telling other how to do their job when he cant do his
Loses concentration every time the wind changes direction
This person or persons are rendered useless and named louie
To the apprentice done a louie to day and just stood looking at the sky while telling me how to do my job and forgot how to do his
by Brum420 April 07, 2023
Louie has three personality's that he uses on different people, to some people he’s a smart, kind boy who is athletic loves football and is the purest thing on earth. To others, or his best mates he’s a weird, athletic footie fan who’s intelligent and calls himself handsome. Then to the people he has a crush on, he’s clingy annoying and self centred. He secretly cares abt you and tries to atleast touch your hand, once he’s your boyfriend, you get into fights he leaves u out for other girls and has abt 20 crushes on other people. If your in his class and your a woman, he will probably have a crush on u and when he does get together with u for that 1 week, he develops another crush. Watch out because you either want to never meet a louie or become enemies with a Louie (He’ll probs have a crush on u forever and until you get together, won’t leave you alone)
*random girl*- Hey Louie! I’ve heard-
*Louie*- Hey bbg, wanna hang our someday?
*random girl*- I’m sorry I don’t like you
*Louie*- It’s okay, there’s always another time your free *winks*
*random girl*- *walks away* oh boy I hate all Louies
*Louie*- Hey bbg, wanna hang our someday?
*random girl*- I’m sorry I don’t like you
*Louie*- It’s okay, there’s always another time your free *winks*
*random girl*- *walks away* oh boy I hate all Louies
by Hihihellohihi August 29, 2021
Every girl on the planet: Omg i am deeply in love with this massive gigachad i met yesterday, who is conveniently named louie
by Neil_chadwick December 19, 2021
A kid that walks with a zombie limb, as well as responds to zombie. Also is attracted to women with big belly’s and hairy vaginas
by Spiral Penis Juice December 07, 2017
A louie is a person or usually an entire family that is so inbred that they lose track of how they are actually related. Most of the time, the mother and father of a louie will be the same person, and possibly even the child of the louie.
Louies will often eat family pets for their dinner, so it is not uncommon for neighbouring cats and dogs to go missing around the time of Christmas to be served to the rest of the louies with their roast spuds and gravy.
Louies will often eat family pets for their dinner, so it is not uncommon for neighbouring cats and dogs to go missing around the time of Christmas to be served to the rest of the louies with their roast spuds and gravy.
by FoddyM April 20, 2015
by Eric January 26, 2005