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Nog logged

When you drink so much egg nog that you are too full to eat or drink anything else.
I'm sorry, I'd love to try your soup, but I'm nog logged.
by anonymous November 16, 2021
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Getting logged out

OH NO I GOT LOGGED OUT OF MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
True Story: I actually lost two of my YouTube accounts to this they are still faulting around the internet I just can't log in to them Getting logged out sucks
by NERDY HOODIE GUY October 20, 2023
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long-legged mack daddy

A mack is an exploiter and master of pimps, and a mack daddy is someone exploiting and ruling over macks.

The term was coined by pastor James David Manning as a description for then senator, later president Barack Obama.
Obama is a long-legged mack daddy.
by Magnus Johansson November 16, 2012
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three legged man

Claim a man makes when he wants to boast about his penis size. The inference being that the third leg is his penis.
Julie stated to Mark, "Why would I want anything to do with your two inches of hard chode dick?"
Mark replied, "Shiiiiiittt girl! I am a three legged man! They call me tripod."
by Nutzen YerMouf March 9, 2018
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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020
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2 legged deer

women, plain and simple. this term is commonly used by rednecks and is used in rodney carringon's song "titties and beer"
"huntin' 2 legged deer!"
titties and beer
"thank god i aint queer"
by 2leggeddeerhunter November 28, 2011
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Shit Lagged

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.
Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?
by KMH123 September 28, 2013
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