loggeldog

(v) The sound a person makes when a drop of cold water rolls down one's back, and into one's butt crack.

I made that guy Loggeldog

by Beau Bouchard March 31, 2007

Logging

The act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can flush down.

Sorry I was in the can for so long, I had to do a bit of logging to flush down the huge shit I took.

by Trollhunter July 31, 2012

Douche Logger

Someone who logs for douches. Similiar to a logger or lumber jack, only with douches.

To be a douche logger, one would float uncut douches down a river, till they get to a douche plant. That plant will cut the douches to appropriate sizes, and then ship them off to another plant in order to complete the douche process.

Fred: Your sister is a succubus.

Joe: At least she isn't like your dad, the douche logger.

by Razor7 June 11, 2006

Meat logging

When two erect males gently touch tips as they both take turn in stroking both penises at one time

Ryan and Mitch are meat logging they cant get enough of that sweet motion

by black panther 52 November 13, 2014

Leroy Logging

Going out for a huge night drinking Guinness, then waking up and laying a big black turd in your girlfriend's handbag

DeShawn, don't get me any more Guinness!! You know I can't stop myself Leroy Logging!

Dwayne! Get your stinky ass over here, look me in the eye and tell me you weren't Leroy Logging this morning!!!

by Maddog Morgo June 23, 2011

Frozen Logger

Freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Johnny was nervous when his partner slid in the frozen logger.

by Lagerhead June 9, 2017

logging it

A state of being in which a person attempts to hold in a crap i.e his "logs".

Rhyne: "Hey Josh, why are you sweating so much?"

Josh" "Because I ate three bean burritos this morning and this fuckwit of a teacher won't let me go, so I'm stuck here logging it."

by RabarJabar June 19, 2009