log

loaf, turd, by-product

Spock found the Captain's Log in the toilet.

by PantyPhantom January 27, 2005

log

Any convenient form of nutrition.

I forgot to bring my lunchbox today so I just pooped out a log and recycled the bad boy.

by Herman Fowler November 20, 2002

log

A large, round turd.

These lads from Edmonton had a contest to see who could birth the biggest log.

by Bob Goatse October 3, 2002

log

A sex position in which the bottom partner positions themself in a ball facing down, similar to a log. The top partner then catches them on fire and uses the heat to prevent hyothermia.

Log date: 7 15 2 My partner died today. They were warm though so whatever I guess.

by CterSinner6969 December 31, 2016

log

Online geek talk for "lots of giggles".
A girly way of saying "lol" (laugh out loud).

Girly 1: "I think Bon Jovi is hot"
Girly 2: "log"
Girly 1: "log"

by 5car June 6, 2005

log

A turd that block the bog

jeez you logged the bog!

by filth April 23, 2003

log

Large Overwieght Gay

I slep like a log last night

by Fred perry February 8, 2007