To be a lifeless Hanz you must do the following in order:
Step 1) Download chat app and set a selfie as your display picture
Step 2) Give people cringy nicknames and throw around kiss and heart emojis and use slang terms that you wouldn't dare to use in real life, but you want to fit in so you use them on said app. Also private message as many dudes as you can and lead them on to get them to like you because nobody in real life gives you attention as you cant hide behind filters and makeup.
Step 3) Change display pic so you get more people commenting on it and more thirsty people giving you attention
Step 4) Pretend you hate the app, when in reality you love going on it and always think about going on it even when you've apparently "left the app".
Step 5) Change display pic again to another selfie with a couple filters and plenty of makeup that will gain more attention
Step 6) Tell everyone you are leaving the app, but before leaving you tell all the males to add you on snapchat
Step 7) All of a sudden become very active on snapchat and constantly post multiple selfies to your story every single day
Step 8) Approximately 1-3 months later the attention from snapchat has gone, and people give you no attention in real life so you repeat the process and go back to Step 1 and re-download chat app.
Step 1) Download chat app and set a selfie as your display picture
Step 2) Give people cringy nicknames and throw around kiss and heart emojis and use slang terms that you wouldn't dare to use in real life, but you want to fit in so you use them on said app. Also private message as many dudes as you can and lead them on to get them to like you because nobody in real life gives you attention as you cant hide behind filters and makeup.
Step 3) Change display pic so you get more people commenting on it and more thirsty people giving you attention
Step 4) Pretend you hate the app, when in reality you love going on it and always think about going on it even when you've apparently "left the app".
Step 5) Change display pic again to another selfie with a couple filters and plenty of makeup that will gain more attention
Step 6) Tell everyone you are leaving the app, but before leaving you tell all the males to add you on snapchat
Step 7) All of a sudden become very active on snapchat and constantly post multiple selfies to your story every single day
Step 8) Approximately 1-3 months later the attention from snapchat has gone, and people give you no attention in real life so you repeat the process and go back to Step 1 and re-download chat app.
by Teddy Bates May 24, 2017
Get the Lifeless Hanz mug.A literary device used by various hip-hop artists, the likeless simile is a simile without the words like or as prior to the descriptive part of the sentence.
For instance, in the song Bed Rock by Young Money, the
following line contains a likeless simile:
"I just be coming off the top; asbestos"
This line in simile form would be as follows:
"I just be coming off the top like asbestos"
Since the word like was omitted from the simile, it is a likeless simile.
Other examples of the Likeless similie include:
In Kanye West's "Good Morning":
"You got d's, motherfucker, d's, (like) Rosie Perez."
In Drake's "Forever":
"Swimmin' in the money, come and find me, (like) Nemo"
In Young Money's "Bed Rock":
"Shake and bake, (like) Ricky Bobby
For instance, in the song Bed Rock by Young Money, the
following line contains a likeless simile:
"I just be coming off the top; asbestos"
This line in simile form would be as follows:
"I just be coming off the top like asbestos"
Since the word like was omitted from the simile, it is a likeless simile.
Other examples of the Likeless similie include:
In Kanye West's "Good Morning":
"You got d's, motherfucker, d's, (like) Rosie Perez."
In Drake's "Forever":
"Swimmin' in the money, come and find me, (like) Nemo"
In Young Money's "Bed Rock":
"Shake and bake, (like) Ricky Bobby
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Applies when you feel like your life has taken a turn for th worst, but it ends up being a turn for the best.
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Also, an awesome movie.
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