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An individual who tells people things that no one cares about. Usually someone who is outside of a group of people but wants to get in so trys to strike up a converstaion with whatever they have.
Guy 1: Hey did you guys here about the new linux and stuff! It's like so cool.
Guy 2: ... I really don't care
Guy 3: Damn, that kid is a real lifeless prophet.
by X-Phlo May 30, 2007
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