brown laser

the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea

An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.

by txba397 December 20, 2008

laser blaze

The act of smoking copious amounts of marijuana in an airtight room as one or a group of smokers use high-power laser pointers and/or mini projectors to illuminate the marijuana smoke, thus creating a light beam smoke show

Max: Don't forget to bring a bottle of wine and a laser pointer for tonight's dinner party and laser blaze

by Mirujuana January 13, 2013

shitting laser beams

When a person eats too much mexican food and upon the time of defecation the subject's feces which is expelled is so extreme and concentrated that the heat is not unlike a "laser-beam".

"Dude let's not eat at Taco Bell, last time I had some I was shitting laser beams,"

by Mr. Kettleman February 13, 2010

Laset

A smart, handsome, and rich man.

OMG it's Laset!

by I_am_Anonymous_Hahahaha November 3, 2010

Lucasexual

Characterized by a strong attraction to the Force and other things and entities Star Wars related.

When their husbands grabbed light saber toys and began to duel seriously, Gayle and Liz, suspected their husbands were Lucasexuals.

by LoQuetha July 20, 2012

Pa-lease

A way of saying "please" with a so-called 'attitude'

1: Man you think you're so good, but I'm way better.

2: Pa-lease, I can beat you ANY day!

by TheDudeBackThere October 15, 2011

Laser Pointer

1) n. A device that amplifies photons to create a dot that can be seen on the other side of the room.

2) A device that can give you a fucking hilarious time if you have a dog or cat.

I had so much fun watching Bowser chase the dot from the laser pointer.

by The guy from the place March 8, 2008