Lawbertarian

-Judicially Conservative, but Socially and/or Fiscally Liberal.

In the Court Room, lawbertarian Judge Hackenfuss adheres to an originalist interpretation of the Constitution, but in his Chambers he sustainably grows organic marijuana.

by zw26 October 2, 2010

doctor-lawyer

1. In the Alex Nagy Dictionary, a doctor-lawyer refers to the occupation which every non-drug addict in the world should aspire to have. Should be pronounced as a single word.

2. The job that Andrew is one day going to have... whether he likes it or not.

Nagy: "You gonna be a doctor-lawyer, son?"
Andrew: "Actually, I was considering going into the adult film industry."
Nagy: "Noooooo, sonnnnnn, nooooo!"

by FiggyTheFinger October 8, 2005

lawyer up

to stop answering questions during a police interrogation and request a lawyer.

He lawyered up, but only after he confessed to being in Cheryl's apartment.

by Pavle Perencevic September 19, 2005

lawyer up

1. for a criminal suspect to stop an interview with police and seek representation from a lawyer
2. to threaten to sue someone

1. The interview ended abruptly when the suspect lawyered up.
2. "Laura's threatening to sue me over the marshmallow incident."
"Seriously? I never thought she would lawyer up over that."

by pizzafa April 11, 2008

lawler middle school

previously defined as a "brownie school" or "a school thats 90 percent indian or asian"
... that might be true, but who cares- like pls that sounds so racist, do i even need to continue-
well i'm going to continue, i get like the diversity part of it, but im just gonna say it rn, people are people, and being jealous that someone has better grades than you is kinda weird, so maybe back up and study a bit

lawler middle school is a school with people 👍

by sadlyimstillalive May 16, 2021

Lawlercaust

Noun, Pronunciation: (Law-ler-cost)

Derived from Lawl, the act of a crowd bursting in a Lawlergasm.

(Everyone is laughing and 1 person steps up and says:)

"LAWLERCAUST!"

"This Lawlercaust really exterminated the lawlerees."

"You won't be laughing any time soon after the Lawlercaust, that is if you weren't put into a lawling camp and being lawled down by the lawlestapo with their lawlp40's. LAWL!"

by ZaKa May 8, 2007

Jailhouse Lawyer

1. A prison inmate who, despite having no legal education, studies law and argues for the rights of other inmates.

2. A lawyer who throws out any and all arguments, even blatantly wrong ones, for his client.

His lawyer said the defendant must have been the victim of a CIA mind-control experiment -- now that was a jailhouse lawyer argument.

by O.W. Holmes Jr., III January 21, 2009