Las Vegas 

A city in the middle of the desert, known for gambling, quickie weddings and intense heat. A city where you can get anything at any time of day or night. Native Las Vegans don't do well outside of the city, as they are used to having everything open 24/7.
A closed sign infuriates them.
Las Vegas is home to one of the west coast's biggest populations of meth users.

I lived in Las Vegas, until the meth lab in the apartment next door blew up and killed us all.

Las Vegas by Val November 4, 2004

Las Vegas 

The epitomie of everything wrong with the United States. If you could materialize the current MTV viewership into one place, this would be it. I have lived here my entire life, and in my travels elsewhere, I have yet to find another place with a population less educated, less interested in their fellow man and more materialistic than in Vegas. In 50 years, this city will be looked at as the model for what NOT to do in urban planning. As a final note, I'd like to extend a special thanks to all you talentless Southern Californians for crowding our town in search of blue collar jobs already taken up by those equally worthless individuals who preceded you in their journey here. A big hats off to all of you.

Wow, Las Vegas really does suck! Another martini anyone?

Las Vegas by Wyatt H October 2, 2005

Las Vegas 

An ingenious way to waste 28 billion gallons of water.

As long as I get my hookers gambling and free food, who gives a fuck about the sprinklers?

A metropolis in the middle of a desert is a wonderful, long-lasting idea.

I go to Las Vegas to not give a shit about the worlds problems and subsequently increase them.

Las Vegas by Flagged February 19, 2013

Las Vegas 

The new Mexico(not to be confused with New Mexico). Mainly populated with assholes, hobos, shemales, hustlers, gangsters, and of course Mexicans, some what of LA, but with more gambling. Main income from Las Vegas comes from cornholing tourist of their life savings and that's about it there isn't anything else to go here.

Las Vegas is very stereotypical in the movies, but is a really more like homeless tweeker asking you for a dollar so he funds together for a bottle of Wild Irish Rose so he'll be able to go to sleep next to the convenience store parking lot(which is actually what you will get asked for a lot walking down Fremont or any garbage infested shithole street that's in the central of town). Las Vegas is best as a one time experience just so I would be able to slap you in the face and tell you I told you so.

Let's never fucking think about Las Vegas as is it was in the hangover, because we are in jail now for a week for jay-walking. Unlike the ones in the movie who got away with being tased for stealing a police car.

Las Vegas by wythstyles December 14, 2010

Las Vegas 

A megacity in the desert where its existence is solely based on a desert river that is slowly drying up due to itself, the city offers activities such as gambling, gambling, gambling, and gambling. Every now and then there's a nice hotel paid by vice.

Lucky soul who escaped: I got banned from Las Vegas through a combination of sheer stupidity and luck

Las Vegas by Tax Evasion & Fraud June 23, 2022

Las Vegas 

Vastly overrated.

Retardedly, some people seem to think that no one actually inhabits Las Vegas.

It's also boring.

I've never seen a hooker, and casinos and gambling aren't a huge deal.

I don't live in a hotel, I live in a suburb.

Las Vegas is devoid of culture.

Las Vegas by yaoi-chan December 28, 2005

Las Vegas 

A city full of judgemental ass holes! Everyone that lives here is in competition with each other. You can never do anything right! Anything you do can and WILL be used against you in every way possible. If you move here, you better make at least 80 grand a year and have an Ecalade or Lexus or something! The people of Vegas are very materialistic. You are classified under the things you have, not who you are! It's bull shit! When I turn 18, I am getting the fuck out of here and moving to Hawaii, where I can be myself! Vegas is a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid whose dad makes 45 grand a year: Hey!
Kid whose dad makes 150 grand a year: Wutup?
Kid whose dad makes 45 grand a year: We just bought a new car!
Kid whose dad makes 150 grand a year: What did you get?
Kid whose dad makes 45 grand a year: A Ford Focus
Kid whose dad makes 150 grand a year: HA! Oh my God! You're a fucking faggot with a needledick! We just bought a Land Rover with 26's and a 64 foot yacht! If you ever talk to me again, I'll kick your ass! You better get the fuck out of Las Vegas!

Las Vegas by Anthony's friend Frankie October 4, 2006