An amalgamation of the words "lopsided" and "retarded". This describes a thing that is so completely out of place or alignment that it screws up the entire picture. Usually contributed to laziness.
by I Like Bread May 15, 2006
Get the Loptarded mug.A person (male or female) that was born with Hydrocephalus and their skull has grown into a lop-sided melon, making them look retarded. The skull resembles the shape of a baseball that has been hit too hard by a bat.
Term normally used by select MTI's of the 323rd TRS.
Term normally used by select MTI's of the 323rd TRS.
by Brett DeWeese May 15, 2006
Get the Loptard mug.The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).
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Get the latard mug.Liptard is a term used to describe someone within the paleontological or biological communities who believes and or draws members of a certain extinct animal group with extraoral tissue (lips) when it is argued that these groups likely did not have them. Proponents of extraoral tissue in a select animal group may argue that such a term is derogatory and view the term as an ad hominem fallacy, but this can depend on the person and the context. The term liptard shares similarities with the term feather nazi, both of which are terms used in the paleontological community. Like feathernazi, it is a play on words with Liptard being a play on the word "Libtard" a slang used against people with left leaning positions. Liperal (a term which I cannot take credit for), is used in similar way to liptard.
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