Loptard 

A person (male or female) that was born with Hydrocephalus and their skull has grown into a lop-sided melon, making them look retarded. The skull resembles the shape of a baseball that has been hit too hard by a bat.
Term normally used by select MTI's of the 323rd TRS.

1) "Hey, you leave that Loptard alone!"
2) "Holy freakin' crap Loptard, are you a damn communist?"

Loptard by Brett DeWeese May 15, 2006

loltard 

A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.

That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!

loltard by craigD September 3, 2008

LOLtard 

A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.

That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!

LOLtard by craigD June 27, 2006

Loutard 

N. A loutard is somebody who acts annoying and cannot stop being annoying even after repeated attempts of telling him to stop the annoying behavior.

"Louis STOP IT! Dammit I said stop it you loutard, you're being annoying! I told you to stop pressing that button!"

Loutard by voltairect September 6, 2008

Liptard

An liptard is an idiot or other a moron or another name describing stupidity

"shut up you liptard"

Liptard by Mr English definition February 18, 2019

Lootard 

Half loser, half retard. Generally used for people who are so retarded that it makes them losers.

-''Omg i cut a hole in an apple, and stuffed cinamon inside it, and put it in the microwave, and it exploded! And now I'm eating it! HAHA ''.

-Wow, you're such a lootard...

Lootard by Ashbaay June 14, 2010

leptard 

1) a cross between a leper, a leopard and a retard. This is a very bad insult. if you really think about it it's worse than being called a bitch.

1: duh... i'm ugly and stupid and mean. yeah.

2: you're a leptard

1: what's a leptard?

2: a cross between a leper, a leopard and a retard. This is a very bad insult. if you really think about it it's worse than being called a bitch.

leptard by tosachi January 29, 2008