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Female Lapper

An erotic dance that a female stripper with large ta tas gives to a lady customer at a stripclub at the request of a male customer for his viewing pleasure. Usually this dance is more hands-on than the lapdance given to a male and involves titty grabbing and girl-on-girl action.
Matt: I’m bored…let’s go to the skin bar down the road and I’ll get you a female lapper, preferably with a big-breasted brunette.

Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.
by Buttons February 16, 2005
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papa lapped a pap lopped

"If you are a 'quick american' you will know what it means." - Gackt.
by theintertron June 17, 2004
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Lapai mi kura

Lapai mi kura is a common response in Bulgaria, representing agreement
John: Hey, Ivan do you want to go to the park.
Ivan: Lapai mi kura.
by Shaggy_bg November 21, 2018
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fur lapper

A derogatory term for lesbianism; specifically one who performs cunnilingus. syn: rug muncher.

Derived from the image of one licking or "lapping" at the pubic hair or "fur" dominated area surrounding a vagina.

Fur. Middle English furre, probably from furren, to line with fur, from Old French forrer, from forre, fuerre, sheath, lining, of Germanic origin.

Lapper. One who laps. Middle English lappe, lappet, lap, from Old English læppa, lappet.

Combination of root words and subsequent usage believed to have originated in Saddle River, NJ in the early 90's.
The young man's attempts at bedding the short haired, female gym teacher were revealed to be fruitless, when she told him that she was a fur lapper.
by Five_Fingers February 3, 2005
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lapcatted

physically incapacitated due to the overwhelming comfortable position of a cat or kitten snuggled in one's lap.
"I tried to reach for the remote, but I was lapcatted"
by Myleesa Moodswing September 15, 2013
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laplax

To relax with your laptop in your lap.
Aww man, yesterdays swingers-goth-orgy was exhausting so i'm just going to laplax all day.
by Huge Monster Clock February 29, 2016
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sosher lapaca

That's a sosher lapaca
by Dab of ranch February 12, 2017
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