A distinct, water-down, grotesque bowel movement, after a night of heavy drinking Canadian-made beer Labatt Blue.
"Ughh, dude, drinking all that Labatt Blue last night is catching up and I gotta drop some Labatt Splats."
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Get the laxative mug.1. When your partner has acid reflux while performing oral sex & the flaming hot expulsion erodes the head of the penis
"What's wrong, Jonah?"
"Oh, man, my dick still burns from the lavatop Hannah gave me the other day."
"Oh, man, my dick still burns from the lavatop Hannah gave me the other day."
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by allygurl829 June 3, 2009
Get the laxative mug.(1) Sexually orientated; la-pa-toon-ias: A term used to describe the simletaneous penetration of two penises in the anus of a female. The word originally derived from a Pornographic scene from a 'hardcore' film. The line "lets put two in the ass" was delivered in such an incohent way it sounded like a word of its own. Thus spawned the use of the word Lapatuniues.
(2) Another term for 'etc.'
(2) Another term for 'etc.'
Example for (1)
"That girl sitting there looks like the type that does some lapatunieus."
Example for (2)
I've got so many books to read, plus I got to sort out all the lapatunieus I get from my bedrins.
"That girl sitting there looks like the type that does some lapatunieus."
Example for (2)
I've got so many books to read, plus I got to sort out all the lapatunieus I get from my bedrins.
by Bounga September 30, 2006
Get the Lapatunieus mug.The constant barrage of pure, unadulterated lies, misinformation, disinformation and management masterbationand just made up non-sense because of lack of knowledge that is spewed from the mouths of members of management in any given company. Most often, Laxative Lingo is spewed from members of management that are completely incompetent and unqualified to be in their positions and are highly over paid. Many Laxative Lingo spewing managers have achieved their roles because of the Peter Principle.
John: Hey Bill. How are things down in accounting these days?
Bill: How do you think they are? The CFO is an idiot. He can't count to ten and like the rest of management here, spews nothing but Laxative Lingo every time he opens his mount.
John: This is terrible place to work. Thanks for reminding me.
Bill: How do you think they are? The CFO is an idiot. He can't count to ten and like the rest of management here, spews nothing but Laxative Lingo every time he opens his mount.
John: This is terrible place to work. Thanks for reminding me.
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