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For when you can't decide between lol and haha, you can use laha. lol + haha = laha
Man 1: Dude I just saw an old guy riding a unicycle while eating a banana.
Man 2: laha bro
laha by PHISCAL February 1, 2015
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"Cait, LAHA, xxx"
"Lau, LAHA xxx"
Let's get the LAHA crew out to roll 'cos those kids like love each other .
LAHA by laurieboo May 6, 2008
Related Words
Lahari laha Laharl lahaina Lahaila Laham Lahani lahar laharvar lahav
sperm that comes out of a girl's asshole
laha by The Bag Manners March 27, 2008
LAHA- Acronym for Lick A Hairy Ass.
“ I gave that girl the LAHA package and she loved it”
LAHA by Padrano July 14, 2022
The sexiest and kindest person in the whole fucking world, even when someone is treating them harsh he’ll always show them kindest even when he is going through hell. Empathy and joy radiate from his being. He also fun to be around and just makes everyone feel better, he deserves all the love in the world. Mad fine hehehehe, he got a big dick too ;)
Ex. You should be a Laha, instead you suck ass.Be more like Laha.
Being extremely innebriated, creeping ugly/fat girls, losing complete control of how loud you are, and being obnoxious.
Guy 1. hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2. I got laha'd.
Guy 1. Damn how ugly were the girls you were creeping?
Guy 2. I cant even remember because of how fucked up I was.
laha'd by gettin laha'd May 15, 2011

ohfabashima fockashit my laha

Probably zimbabweian idk
"Ohfabashima fockashit my laha"
"What is that zimbabweian? I dont know what that is bro"
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