lag

when you ask someone a relatively basic question and it takes them a longer than average time to respond due their brain lagging out. The lag time can vary from about 10 seconds to 7 minutes.

Person 1: "Hey Brown, do you hate Obbo?"
.......(5 minutes later).......
Brown: No he's a fucking tit face

by Pharm October 21, 2004

lag

a excuse of why sumbody has been owned on multiplayer games

Omg i owned you soo bad.....
WTF soo laggy

by Blizara May 13, 2005

lag

To decide by throwing a coin or other means who is going to start in a game

"Bigger turned on the light. They lagged for first shot. Bigger won"

by sevenhn March 20, 2006

lag

Laughing At Game

or it is also recursive acronym:
Lots Of LAG

LOL! I LAG!

means:
lots of lag! i laugh at game!

by Lagger September 27, 2006

lag

The scapegoat for bad players skill and/or rage.

Damn lag... OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH, WHAT A FUCKING LAGSWITCH! I'M REPORTING YOU!

by FPS Matthew May 25, 2010

lag

Something that plagues people in first world countries everyday by slightly inconveniencing them.

"The lag today is awful, I can't do anything on the internet!"

by Words and such. February 20, 2015

lag

slowing of a server because a n00b's computer sucks.

n00b:OMG WTF!? m4d lag!!!
Me: STFU! y0ur c0/\/\p j|_|5t s|_|cks.

by dthhand5 April 25, 2007