@kurtseyeliner

the best depressed non binary Bff you can ever have. They love strawberries. Hate Courtney love and carrots. Hurt them and you'll see a girl named Harsha in your bedroom at 3 pm🙂

@kurtseyeliner is such a good friend. <3

by kurtseyeliner May 31, 2021

Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian is the older sister of Kim Kardashian, and is famous for being on Keeping Up With The Kardashians , a reality show following the Kardashian Klan. She also appeared in Filthily Rich Cattle Drive, a show where spoilt kids are put in the country and have to survive whilst doing challenges ( hilarious ) She has a boyfriend, Scott Dissick, a businessman who is known for his outlandish personality and sharp dressing. He and Kourtney Kardashian have a child together, Mason Dash-Dissick. Kourtney kardashian has also stared in two spin off shows of Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami and Kourtney and Kim Take New York. No-one really knows why all thenames start with K, but it is probably because of the surname beginning with K. Kourtney has two real sisters, Kim Kadashian, a reality star also and businesswoman, Khloe Kardashian, her younger sister, a reality star and socialite. She has one brother, Robert Kardashian, Dancing With the Stars star and reality star. She has three step-sisters, Kendall Jenner, model and reality star and Kylie Jenner.Her mother, Kris Jenner is her manager and her step-dad Bruce Jenner is there to push her! . She is half Armenian and appreciates her roots as she and her sisters have designed a jewelry range for Armenian designers. She and her sisters have also designed Kardashian collection, a quite nice range for budget store Sears.

Wow! There's Kourtney Kardashian! I wanna take a photo!

Guy: Wow, last night i saw Kourtney Kardashian on Keeping Up With the Kardashians and it changed my mind!

Guy 2: How?

Guy: Well they were just so funny!

by lollageduvet March 20, 2012

Kourtney

A amazing girl with beautiful brown eyes.. Roughly 5"8 and extremely good looking.

Is not too good at checkers though :P

Person 1: "Did you see that hot girl over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah shes hot but not nearly as hot as Kourtney."

by Typo* February 13, 2010

Kourtney Maneuver

Having anal sex, and once the guy has cummed, he proceeds to suck the cum back out.

That crazy bitch wanted me to Kourtney Maneuver her, and it was so sick

by pbshot February 12, 2008

Kourtney Shantell Miracle Connor

The woman I can't live without the most amazin person you will ever encounter an angel sent down from God this woman right here is my lil baby my everythin she means the world to me i’ll give anything for her greatest thing to ever happen to me just a dream come true bein with her she gives me the best feelin ever the feelin of bein loved unconditionally Point blank period she just phenomenal and I love her

Kourtney Shantell Miracle Connor happy 4 month anniversary and I love you.

by x_YourHusbandMQC August 30, 2010

Kourtney Kardashian

The least interesting to look at ....according to her sister Kim Kardashian.

Look at that hoe...she's a total Kourtney Kardashian !!!

by Educated girl 067 December 12, 2018

kourtney

a girl that is nice to nearly everyone but if you say something wrong or get in her way she can be a total bitch. she has an amzing boyfriend, christian, and two amazing best friends, myles and madi. she loves volleyball and is pretty good at it. she is very blonde but she is a brunette. people usually laugh at how ditzy she is!

guy 1. "who is that girl?!?!"

guy 2. "oh that's kourtney."
guy 1. "she's pretty, introduce me?"

guy 2. "nah man, she has an amazing bf! Back off man!!"

guy 1. " dag nabs......."

by krex7 August 1, 2011