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Kump

Lumpy and tastes creamy, it is usually used in sexual intercourse.
Ugh, we were just ducking and then he cummed on me, it tasted like kump
by InsertName______ March 7, 2020
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peener kumpic

a word to describe the father of a toxic ex
*sees exs father in store*
“ugh he’s such a peener kumpic”
by Gertrude Aka Trudy February 11, 2022
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Genius kumtwatwaffle

The Genius kumtwatwaffle is hilarious and allergic to kumquats. Genius kumtwatwaffle is not as hilarious as Kumtwatwaffle. Genius kumtwatwaffle is more hilarious than Super-genius kumtwatwaffle.
Kappa Variant wanted a Genius kumtwatwaffle in one ear, and a kumquat in the other ear.
by Lambda Variant April 14, 2022
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Super-genius kumtwatwaffle

When your kumtwatwaffle's humour is more hilarious than you are, we call this genius kumtwatwaffle. And if the kumtwatwaffle is based on any number of kumquats, we call this super-genius kumtwatwaffle. A super-genius kumtwatwaffle will make any banana ding dong fit in an ear with well-hung chocolate covered grapes.
The super-genius kumtwatwaffle is more useful than a kumquat.
by Lambda Variant March 11, 2022
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Kumtwat

A very juicy cross between a kumquat and a pussy.
Frank: How'd last night go?

Ben: Pretty damn good, I was eating out Erica's pussy, and that shit was like a kumtwat, there was juice E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E!
by Kum-Twat August 29, 2011
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kumpkin

gettin a blow job while knittin a sweater and takin a dump; a variation of blumpkin
my grandma made me a sweater. it stinks like shit and has stains all over it. my granpa tells me she was gettin some kumpkin
by Bambi/cawlamahtee April 14, 2009
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well-kempt

Well-kempt is redundant. The word kempt means neat, tidy, well-groomed. Its opposite is unkempt;a slovenly person. In popular usage, however, we usually prefix kempt with well - as in, he's well-kempt. On the other hand, it is entirely wrong to define a neat guy by saying he's well-kept - unless he's a gigilo or hustler, being more than adequately paid.
My boyfriend really grooms himself well, he's always perfectly kempt. Or, if you like, well-kempt.
by Charles Panati May 10, 2008
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