Kumite
The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World,
like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's
real. It's really
real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.
It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of
like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and
food, everything (spa etc...) but they don'
t cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.
Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
"You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf
bitch?! She didn't say
nothing about no Kumitie, Kumitoo, Kumite, Koom, black
coon. Now y'all just hush I'm trying to think of what we gonna do"
Kumite (Eyyah!)
