A clever name used to describe someone who is like Santa Claus in nature dealing with marijuana instead. Anyone could be Kush Kringle, your mom, dad, your fourth grade math teacher Mr. Johnston, even your weed man, as long as they are generous with the Mary Jane.
Matt: "Dude, Snoop Dogg was at the mall today, handing out 100 free grams of the finest Platinum Girl Scout Cookies for a meet and greet."
Jerry: "Damn he's a real Kush Kringle."
Jerry: "Damn he's a real Kush Kringle."
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by Donny holmes December 14, 2005
Get the kringleberry mug.To be Kranged is to get an erection so fierce that it literally stretches your skin downwards so that your penis can grow, resulting in your face being pulled onto your stomach, leaving you looking like 'Krang' from TMNT.
Guy A: 'Holy Fucking Shit!! That girl was so fucking hot that she just Kranged you dude!'
Guy B: 'Shreeeddderrrrrrrrr'
Guy B: 'Shreeeddderrrrrrrrr'
by Mr Muffstuffer April 22, 2013
Get the Kranged mug.An off-shoot of the word 'dingleberry', which refers to a dried clump of shit that stubbornly clings to the hairs on the inside of a mans ass-crack like a rock climber holding on for dear life.
After my run through the park I went home and gave my sweaty ass a good scratch. I took pleasure in picking at the alarming amount of kangleberries hanging from the hairs which surround my tight but readily accessible asshole.
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Get the Krongle mug.The glue used in the lego movie, he will use it to glue people down because "that's how its supposed to be."
btw it's just krazy glue with some of the letters scratched off
btw it's just krazy glue with some of the letters scratched off
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