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kolten

a sex machine. one of the best you will ever meet. he has a big dick too.
wow that is a kolten better get in bed with him
by luckybob March 27, 2008
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Korben

Korben: The best person ever! Someone you never want to lose and would be too afraid to think about what life would be like without him! Nice, sweet, caring, and is always there for you. He will never let you down, and is flat out amazing!
I cant wait to see Korben tomorow! He is the best!
by De** Bark*** September 8, 2011
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Kolbee

A cool person and doesnโ€™t have a retarded name. They are HUGE band nerds and play lots of video games. When you make them mad they will call you gay. They also eat a lot but still look the same after eating 20 pounds of steak.
Did Kolbee just eat the whole steak while playing her cello?
by So Super Secret November 15, 2020
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Kolten

Kolten is a sexy, sweet, amazing person... Every girlfriend he has, he treats like his life depends on it!!
Girl 1: DAM... That guy's name must be Kolten because look how HOT he is!!!

Girl 2: IKR, I would like my boyfriend way better if he was a Kolten!!!!!
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Kolbee Coop

Mostly a jerk. He can be cool and act nice but is often a jerk. Dis-liked by many people. Many people pretend to like him then say they don't. Kolbee Coop is over competitve and a show-off.
Kolbee Coop; adj. can be shortend to Kolbee
1.Total Jerk 2.Over Competitive 3.Sick Minded

Person: Wow, that person is acting soo Kolbee!!
Person 2: I know right! Did you hear what he was talking about to her?
by ummmmmmmmmmmm...... April 27, 2011
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Kolb-en-it

Usually two or more blood related individuals, able to manipulate unsuspecting victims, as well as will full kind-hearted participants into serving up free repeated acts of kindness and generosity. This "one-way-valve" relationship drains the "well" of material as well as time-labor and emotional investment, as many times, and as much in volume, as the victim will tolerate. This parasitic relationship typically ceases to function when the "well runs dry". It has been "KOLBED".
Chris once again filled his void at the expense of a friend. He was "KOLB-EN-IT" Despite the fact that CHRIS already knew where to locate and purchase the AAA batteries to which his bike light required in order for it to operate, he resorted to his M.O. and asked the same old question of his "friend" or "untapped-well" as CHRIS would call him. "Hey there Rob buddy-ol-pal! Your a smart guy, you wouldn't by any chance know who sells batteries for this bike light that you gifted me last week? Remember, it was right after you took me to get new shoes, then you payed for a much needed haircut, and then bought me a 2nd winter coat because I lost the first one that you gave me. Can you spare four AAA's ? I just don't want to be pulled over on the ride home, or even worse, hit by a car and ....Ooooo actually if you don't want me to ask you again tomorrow, I saw that you have Lithium Duracell give me those thank you. You know generic batteries are not going to do the trick", Chris said, as he ate Robs last two pieces of pizza and thoughtlessly kicked over his dog's water bowl enroute to Rob's fridge, After opening the door he's again "KOLB-EN-IT" as he asks for his last two beers. Seems water ,of any quality, is never adequate enough to quinche aKOLB'S thirst .
by Factsman12 January 9, 2019
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Korben Starr

The God and creator of the universe we live in

Know for making minecraft modded maps, failing his GCSEs and Grinding on Destiny 2 until he's 1,000 pounds
Mikey Fahy: Hello, Korben
Korben Starr: Shut up, you get bullied at school
Mikey Fahy: *Hysterically laughs*
by Maoam Paul June 23, 2019
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