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Two-Headed Kangaroo

1. An extremely unattractive girl who walks in the bar and NO ONE calls dibs on.

2. A fat ugly whore.
*In Australian Accent* " Crikey!! It's a Two-Headed Kangaroo!!"
by SloppySeconds77 May 21, 2011
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Kangaroo Cunt

slang for Australian Pussy, or for simply an Australian woman.
"See the hot Australian girl over there eating the Vegemite sandwich? I'd love to taste her Kangaroo Cunt."

"Kylie Minogue is one hot Kangaroo Cunt."
by Poonstankqua January 14, 2009
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kangaroo fucker

that kangaroo fucker is one funny bastard!
by Lord Wilk May 21, 2008
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Kangaroo Flip

A freestlye skiing manuver that is essentially a double flatspin 900 or in other words (flatpin 360 to flatspin 540 all in one trick). The trick was invented by Jon Olsson and is the most popularized "doulbe flip" in the world of freeskiing along with the double frontflip and double backflip.
jon olsson pulled the kangaroo flip in Xgames 12 big air and won it.
by freeskier2009 December 16, 2008
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kangarooper-super-dooper

the act of penis slapping a woman across her chest repeatedly by bouncing up and down in a kangaroo like fashion, producing a satisfying smacking sound.
Last night, I did the kangarooper-super-dooper to my girlfriend and she started laughing uncontrollably.
by bobwhite435 March 10, 2010
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Kangaroo Humper

A comical derogative term describing one who lives in or originates from the continent of Australia, jokingly implying a stereotype that all Australians enjoy coitus with large marsupials.
The head administrator is a kangaroo humper, but we don't judge him.
by S0ur July 21, 2014
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Space Kangaroo

Guys who go to klamath lake after soccer practice and use the boyancy of the super blue/green algae to float them on their backs while they kick their feet to pretend they don't want other teammates to engage them in intercourse.
Bro dude, bro- the whole team went after practice yesterday! There were so many Space Kangaroo that it looked like a turbine was churning the whole lake!
by 541 June 3, 2017
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