kobe

The excamation heard after one skeets on his bitch. Traditionally used after a hj, but not limited to this. Variations include "magic" and "jordan," but these do not carry the same effect as a "KOBE!" It has evolved into more than just a simple cat call, it has become more of a way of life. We live and breath kobe

"gaby just gave me a hand and i couldnt stop the kobe"
just do it? "Just Kobe"
"No more KOBE!!!"

by kobejohnson October 23, 2006

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1.a rly good bball player
2.a gun

1. kobe just put up 40 the other night.
2.u dont wanna mess with me man i got yung kobe homie

by ;xfgnjk;nh;k July 22, 2005

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kobe is the word said when you kill someone with a knife or by hand in war games as call of duty 4

dude right there get him.......KOBE.
damn haha that was an epic kobe

by potato-farmer July 06, 2009

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verb.

see also: kobe'd, kobe'ing

When a narcissistic person thinks they can produce quality, Grade A results while taking too much responsibility, when in reality he's crippling himself, the group, the team, the city, the country, etc….

This narcissistic person refuses to acknowledge he is not as capable as he once was, either due to burn out, old age, or just plain inability.

Everyone in the world can see that he is taking too much responsibility and hurting the end product, but to him he is God's gift to the world and his way will be the best.

Group: "Todd, quit kobe'ing the project! It's due in two days and you haven't completed anything yet! Delegate us work so we can help you out."
Todd: "NO! I GOT this. I am the best one here and I will produce the best results. Trust me. It's better me than you all put together!"

by hungrylazyhipster February 19, 2015

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