A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.
Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!
by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010
Get the Wooden Koala mug.A fusion of a koala bear and a muffin (preferably blueberry) which results in a distinctly cute and tasty 'koalamuffin'
Usually seen after consuming one too many additives and/or E numbers
Usually seen after consuming one too many additives and/or E numbers
Person 1: Whoa, look at that unbearably cute walking muffin with fluffy ears
Person 2: No dude, that's a koala muffin, and blueberry flavored by the look of it
Person 2: No dude, that's a koala muffin, and blueberry flavored by the look of it
by RosieMuffin April 30, 2009
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by droonkar September 19, 2003
Get the Koalyak mug.A musty person a person who doesn't use deodorant. A Swedish Baboon with musty armpits that gets all the dudes. A type of human bein that has a buzzcut and gets no girls outside of the real lifian world.
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by weathereports October 16, 2010
Get the koala tea mug.a cute australian marsupial that eats only eucalyptus leaves. A marsupial is like a kangaroo (they have pouches for their babies) they are not bears
by 555 March 8, 2004
Get the koala mug.Koalaling- the act of one person wrapping their limbs around another person or thing; 2. an intimate way of cuddling; 3 a very adorable thing to do.
Ex.
1. Elizabeth was koaling her pillow earlier
2. “Babe, I wanna koala you <3
3. Boy 1. My little cousin fell asleep koalaing me when watching The Little Mermaid
Girl 1: THAT’S SO ADORABLE
1. Elizabeth was koaling her pillow earlier
2. “Babe, I wanna koala you <3
3. Boy 1. My little cousin fell asleep koalaing me when watching The Little Mermaid
Girl 1: THAT’S SO ADORABLE
by CottenPenguin January 22, 2014
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