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knobwinkler

A person who has a childish fascination with their penis but who constantly wishes it were bigger
My winkle is so small, plumb and round, hee hee! I only hope Jennifer doesn't think I'm a knobwinkler and finds it large enough for her when we kiss!
by Doddi September 14, 2007
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Afterlife: Knowing what Willis was talking about

Afterlife: Knowing what Willis was talking about.

Referenced from the sit com, Different Strokes. Gary Coleman's character was famous for asking his brother, Willis what he was talking about? "Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis?" with a turn of his head to emphasize confusion was a catchphrase evermore.

May 28,2010 Gary Coleman died. The world would want him to finally know what Willis was talking about. I want that in my afterlife as well...to have all my questions answered in heaven.
Afterlife: Knowing what Willis was talking about.

1)When I die I want to finally know what Willis was talking about.

2) q) Do you think when we die, we will finally know what Willis was talking about?

a) I hope so.
by Twistedest May 29, 2010
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I was trying to do some work, then my friend burst into my room and we were carrot knobbing all night.
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A batshit insane book written by Timothy Dexter that is filled with political rants, complaints about his wife, and the most fucking beautiful spelling ever. There were complaints about the lack of punctuation so in the second edition, Timothy Dexter put and extra page in the back filled with punctuation and a note saying stick them wherever you want.
I just read A Pickle for the Knowing Ones”
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Slob Knobbing

The act of performing fellatio.
by Cooter Brown October 29, 2002
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slobber knobbin

(noun, verb. coined by Jumbo Jay)
A man or woman, occasionally toothless, who gets drunk and blows whoever passes out at a party.
(verb) Joey passed out and woke up to a slobber knobbin.
(noun) Oh shit, I didn't realize there was a Slobber Knobbin in the house; don't be a fuckin slobber knobbin!
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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knowing

I love you without knowing how,
or when, or from where.
I love you simply without problems or pride,
i love you in this way because i do not know any other of loving but this,
In which there is no I or you,
So intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand,
So intimate that when i fall asleep
your eyes close.
....knowing

what a lovely message
by 140CM February 18, 2022
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