Kmart is Open

A slang term for ones fly being in the downright position exposing ones underwear. Can cause social embarrassment, sexual harassment, or crude laughter.

"Dude, that girl will not even look at you if Kmart is Open."

by STV2119012 May 19, 2009

Kmart Special

1. Used to describe a cheap or outdated item; may also refer to something of poor quality.

2. A bargain.

"That phone is a brick; it looks like a damn Kmart Special."

"Did you pay a lot for those rims? Naw son, I got the Kmart Special."

by Teedge April 29, 2008

Kmart Effect

When a player is made to look better than he really is due to the ability of the point guard. The player will in turn be overpaid. When they are left without the same quality of point guard, everyone will realize how overrated the player was.

Kenyon Martin got a max contract cause of the Kmart effect. He should give Jkidd a good cut of his money

by Parth S Patel November 22, 2009

Kmart realism

A minimalist style of writing often used in short fiction. It usually features depressed middle class working people in bleak settings. The term "Kmart realism" was originally meant to be insulting. Authors include Tao Lin, Chris Killen, Joy Williams, Ann Beattie, Frederick Barthelme, and (to a lesser extent) Sam Pink.

"Sometimes when dolphins went to playgrounds alone they did the monkeybars and went to the swings and on the swings thought, "I hate this stupid world."

They thought, "I hate it."

They cried a little with the wind against their face.

They felt so bad that they went away.

And found Elijah Wood and told Elijah Wood to go with them and Elijah Wood went--because he thought it was a movie. Elijah Wood and other celebrities like Salman Rushdie rode dolphins in rivers. Salman Rushdie felt proud and famous. And the dolphins swam to islands and beat Elijah Wood and the other famous people with heavy branches. They cried when they murdered human beings, and it was terrible.

One dolphin had a battle axe and killed Wong Kar-Wai."

Tao Lin, a writer of "Kmart realism".

by electric organism September 30, 2009

Kmart by the Sea

What upperclass people call tourist beach cities in the South.

"Dude, thank god were not going down to kmart by the sea again for the summer."

by Eleanor Tomlinson December 25, 2012

kmart complex

A pick up method guys use to belittle girls in order to sleep with them. It works on the priniciple that girls want to prove to guys how classy they are, when it may not always be the case.

Guy - "hey"
Girl (not interested) - "hi"
Guy - "nice dress"
Girl - "thanks it's a ____(insert designer name here)"
Guy - "oh really? i saw on just like it at k-mart" (walks away)
Girl - (trying to prove a point, chases guy) "actually..."
*great conversation starter and keeper as it encourages the girl to try to prove her point to the carefree guy* - the kmart complex.

by star_strat45 March 3, 2007

Kmart lover

A derogatory term used to define some one who is a hopeless cheapskate. The term is believed to have originated as an epic social media burn.

Person 1: Did you hear that Kenny only spent $50 on his missus engagement ring?
Person 2 : What a bloody Kmart lover

by jindu January 23, 2017