klout

The measure of how much influence one has

"I can't wait to go back to my old university I'm so famous there"

"Dude you went there like 10 years ago you have no klout there anymore"

by Jvnes October 17, 2013

kloathia

a deadly disease of the skin. once it attacks you, you are screwed. the kloathia gets into your vital organs and shuts it alll down.

AHHH! that chick must have kloathia. i hope she has enjoyed her life. poor girl.

by elephantitisinmyfoot March 18, 2010

Klongus

A horse/donkey dick that can be seen from a far.

The preschooler was knocked out shortly after he was badonked up side the head by an alpha donkeys klongus.

by Klongus September 4, 2020

Klonoa

1)A cat/rabbit/skunk who has this wind ring and can hover for a short period of time.
2)Hero of some of the greatest games ever. Friendly, Caring and Daring: Klonoa will never let you down. Only Problem is that Klonoa only exists in dreams

3)A Playstation character

Klonoa is such a fun game.

by Laconic March 22, 2004

Keonte

A person who is loving and caring of others. Shows attention to everyone around him and is multitalented. Nice but too nice at times and can be a bit of a pushover. Always happy and determined to do anything he sets his mind too. Very friendly and bright.

"Man Keonte is the best"

by TreyTheTruth December 21, 2016

klantucky

redneck, trailer trash paradise south of the Ohio, north of the Cumberland, east of the Mississippi and west of the Smokey Mountains.

In the hollers they saaang : well a yo ho-ho to mah ole' klantucky home, pass me the 'shine pappy I'ze 'bout to git out and fuck me some sheep, heh, heh, heh ...

by Virgin Suicides April 20, 2017

Klout whore

One who posts deliberately controversial or otherwise divisive content on social media outlets solely to boost their Klout score.

He wasn't actually looking for sympathy. He only posted about his dead grandmother because he's a filthy Klout whore.

by SaucyJack November 14, 2012