Definitions by Laconic

Elijah 

Elijah is a name. That’s it. He usually won’t care and has a dark sense of humour.

Girl “hey Elijah”
Elijah “what”
Girl “want to go eat somewhere”
Elijah “nah I’m good”

Elijah by Laconic February 3, 2022

katyusha 

a cute girl you would love to take care of. She makes you dream about her.

Damn that is one fine katyusha

katyusha by Laconic March 22, 2004

argentosoma 

Kick-Ass anime with a frankenstein twist. The lead is called Ryu Soma and he flies some jet plane robot hybrid and totally kicks ass with his scarred face.

Damn that argentosoma kicks ass

argentosoma by Laconic March 22, 2004

Klonoa 

1)A cat/rabbit/skunk who has this wind ring and can hover for a short period of time.
2)Hero of some of the greatest games ever. Friendly, Caring and Daring: Klonoa will never let you down. Only Problem is that Klonoa only exists in dreams

3)A Playstation character

Klonoa is such a fun game.

Klonoa by Laconic March 22, 2004

socialism 

For all you stupid dumb fucks out there who wrote definitions for communism, socialism is a cross between communism and capitalism. It actually works, most people dont realize that Germany is technically socilist and it is one of the top five richest countries in the world.

Contrary to common belief, socialism only has four fuckin syllables.

socialism by laconic August 5, 2003