Kueppers

A Cry baby, a "sharer", a landmark forum going explorer, a vulnerable open wound, love sick puppy, who falls in love rarely, but when he does, it wrecks him deeply, but who is at the same time a nymphomaniac playboy who searches for strange Vagina with the gusto of a power eater in a hotdog eating contest. A talented writer with a silver tongue who will charm the pants off any girl and create laughter for all his peers, yet so passively aggressively acute that he inspires vitriol of the highest level. A gentle soul with the boiling anger of a 1000 suns.

I started dating this hot guy named Dan, who was charming, great in bed and hilarious. Everything was going so well, but he pulled away out of nowhere and broke up with me. I felt really rejected and after a few months of waiting for him to come around, I decided to move on. Then seemingly out of nowhere he pulls a Kueppers and through a river of tears, he tells me he loves me. I was so confused, that while I was totally flattered, I didn't know what to do. So I backed off and he did as well. I am truly baffled as what happened. I still get texts from time to time. They range from jokes to heartbreaking professions.

by Meechymeech December 5, 2012

klapperkloo

That part of your anus that sticks out when you "squeeze".

Ouch! My klapperkloo hurts!

by Phillip February 6, 2004

Knepper

1) Noun; A name given to an individual who holds the highest position of an organization, and then goes absent without leave, or AWOL, and never returns to finish the duties and responsibilities he or she was elected to do.

2) Verb; Used to describe a situation where someone messes up or fails to complete a job and then leaves the mess for someone else to clean up.

1) X: Can you please Shawn left like that with all this work to do!?
Y: No I can't, he is such a knepper.

2) Nick's work on this project sucks! He really kneppered that up big time.

by thebig6ofwagion December 31, 2010

Kloepperism

Study of antisocial behaviours associated with the use of medical pathological lying. Often confused with politician, the Kloepperan has absolutely no clue about the meaning of words in the first place. The tendancy of Kloepperans to adopt politian traits is more likely due to a survival mechanism fairly well understood. The main difference being an incapacity to communicate in a rational manner. In females, it is usually coupled with a sense of inadequacy that translate into misanthropy (hate of the male). Promising research tries to link the condition to a human variant of the Mad Cow disease. The first known case of the Kloepper syndrome stems from Kloepper, a shrewd individual that reportedly could lie and contradict herself many times in one sentence and would resort to libels and slanders against any kind of achievers.

Related terms

to kloepperize: Use of malappropriate, inaccurate or discredited discourse in order to cause harm (Ex: Overuse of positive/negative characterizations to describe individuals. Use of the 80-20 rule and focus on the 80 part instead of the 20 part, contrary to the theory, to impede improvements. Overuse of bigotry and veiled racist, sexist and stereotyped references)

Say a kloepper: Similar to a false syllogism, except that there is no intent to be rational in the first place.

dirt off a Kloepper's back: irrational dismissal of problems before knowing what the problem is.

Kloeppian bargain: the expression originates from Faustian bargain. Bargain made when there is absolutely no hope that the other party will keep its promise.

Kloeppian tactics: expression similar to Fabian tactics (to wear out an opponent by delay and evasion rather than confrontation). The opponent is also worn out by relentless nonsense communication.

Kloepper of all Trades: People thinking they can do something when they are clearly incompetent.

kloeppera non grata: An undesirable and contemptible person.

Kloepper's law: (Ex: "If something can go wrong, I will make it happen")

"These days, Kloepperism is everywhere"

by Susan Johnston February 4, 2005

kleeper

Kleeper usually is one you feel like you can tell anything to. She's beautiful and so friendly you probably won't regret meeting a kleeper

Omg kleeper i have something to tell you

by Hughesacademy123 April 25, 2017

knepper den her job

doing a good job

jeg knepper den her job.

by giro413 December 7, 2016

Klopper Kebab

A kid who always refers to his own inside jokes and phrases, as well as speaking gibberish frequently. Klopper is generally humorous and very entertaining to be around.

Me: Haha, look at that over there!
Klopper: Haha, hey bow it's Nigel, bic wan, zoob, yallah habibi *random noises*
Me: Uh, ok then, Klopper Kebab

by CM641 January 26, 2017