kewaunee

A very small town in Wisconsin where everyone is cousins and hardly anyone leaves. All guys either drive a truck or a tractor and will stay in a relationship for a whopping 2 weeks at a time. And everyone is better at beer pong than writing an objective summary.

"I was in Kewaunee, Wisconsin today."

"How was that?"

"Well everyone was drunk and related, how do you think it was?"

by theodorefinchandvioletmarkey March 6, 2017

Kewlies

the coolest word of all time, and anything described with this word beams with utter awesomeness

"oh dude, that's so kewlies"

by annargh June 13, 2009

Kework

Is usually used in the term when claiming someone as your property.

"I'm Kework, and I'm your father."

by The one who holds your future May 6, 2010

Kewlskii

When something or someone is so cool that to prevent the whole world form exploding of ultimate jealousy, they had to make a new word for it. It defines the whole purpose of awesomeness and ones swag.

"Aby when will you learn that you are not kewlskii?"

"Carla I heard that new movie was pretty kewlskii"

"Edith, have you met that new kid? I heard he was really kewlskii"

by Donna Periwinkle June 7, 2011

Kewana

Spunky, spontaneous, random, snazzy, tell it like it is, ya dig? constantly wearing athletic attire, usually from a small town, enjoys talking to strangers/random people

Kewana rhymes with Tijuana and Marijuana.
Is that Kewana singing the remix to "In the Air" by FloRida? Oh hot damn, I'm late for class again, i was partyin into the a.m., yall don't understand, now late for class up in ayres a...ayres...a, ayres!

by kphizzle January 20, 2009

kewaun

A real ass nigga 🅿️

Kewaun is the realist dude you’ll ever know

by Kewaun December 3, 2018

kewag

To be completely and utterly clueless. Especially where it pertains to anything on the internet.

1. All Your 2a Are Belong To Us CHAT ROOM - Instantly join what took Kewag 3 months to find (and even then with step-by-step help)

2. "Dude! You are such a kewag!"

by STL_Walker January 5, 2008