Kerchanker

To chain someone to a well and yell "gerberger!" And slap them across the face with a microwave.

Girl 1: Omg I just kerchankered!
Girl 2: lol no way, that's so hot.

by Ethan and Maggie March 26, 2008

Keychain Friend

A friend or acquaintance who is so cute, fun, witty and charming, that you want them to go everywhere with you.

"Chrissy you are my new keychain friend - I wish I could shrink you down and keep you in my pocket so you could go everywhere with me."

You might also use the term keychain before their name, such as "Keychain Chrissy"

by METRObliss August 16, 2009

kerching

onomatopoeia for the sound of a cash register or a fruit machine paying out.

Would have been acceptable to use three years ago. but after a childrens television show 'Kerching' was launched this term is now only used for sarcasm.

'Get this yeah, my younger got a paper round and is gettin 40 a week'

'Kerching'

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'If i buy cans from multi packs and sell them by themselves i can get 3p of each can'

'(sarcasm) kerching'

by broder October 23, 2005

Kerch Polytechnic College

The college where the 18 year old Vladislav Roslyakov injured 70 students and killed 22 students including himself with a Hatsan Escort Aimguard pump-action 12-gauge shotgun.

Person 1: what happened in kerch polytechnic college?

Person 2: theres a murder occured there recently.

by JacketSniffer November 13, 2021

Heath Kirchart

The best skateboarder ever.

I saw Heath Kirchart the other day and he did a 20 stair lip-slide.

Heath Kirchart is way better than Jamie Thomas!

by Alex February 15, 2004

Kerchunk

Amateur Radio term for transmitting or keying up a two-way radio (i.e. base station, mobile, handheld, repeater, etc...)
usually with a microphone of sorts.

1. Dave Kerchunked the mountain top repeater with his handheld radio and heard kickback (squelch tail) from the repeater.
2. Shawn kerchunked his mobile radio on direct while Dave was monitoring the same frequency and heard Shawn Kerchunk.

by Esprit de Corps July 14, 2019

Kershaw

to 'kershaw' someone is to become consumed by a blind fit of rage, as if a red mist has descended over the attacker's eyes, resulting in swinging fists, angry snarls and busted lips. The attackers are often unaware of the fact that they have 'kershawed' someone, in a jekyll and hyde-esque fashion.

Oh my gosh, did you hear that Laura Noble totally Kershawed Andy last night? His lip is completely bust and she claims she has no recollection of hitting him.

by PixiePumpkin September 2, 2012