Kellog Donkey Punch

Shoving a poptart up dude's ass then slapping him in the face

The bitch Kellog Donkey punched dude then ate the poptart out of his ass.

by Jasminmarie September 19, 2009

Kellen

A guy who tries hard in everything he does, once he finds his motivation. Hard worker, and doesn't give up easily. Stubborn, but in a positive way. Strong physically and mentally. Loves sports, friends, and family. Not a big fan of school. Constantly underestimated, and loves challenges. Loves to make friends, but is normally quiet around new faces. Has a sensitive side that not many get to see. Blessed with loving friends, and a supportive family. Doesn't always get what he wants, but learns that he doesn't always need it to be happy. Learns from his mistakes, and takes life day by day. Doesn't need much to be content. Lives in the moment.

Kellen

by Therocketship March 10, 2010

Tour de Keller

A guise for gay butt sex, a Tour de Keller is when two men tell everyone that they are going for a leisurely bike ride, but instead go behind the dumpster at a local Wendy's, and proceed to take turns fisting and pounding each others assholes. Their assholes be in obvious pain, but they can simply claim it was from the long bike ride.

Steve: hey man, you want to take a tour de Keller?
Patrick: yeah, I could use a good pounding, but need a good excuse to tell my wife why my underwear is blood stained.

by J funktacular June 10, 2013

Helen Keller Fart

Farting while you wipe your ass such that you "hear" it with your fingertips. Very common during bouts with diarrhea.

My fingertips are ringing from the loud Helen Keller fart I cut during an ass wipe.

by B. H. McNultey September 8, 2010

Kellem

A pretty chill guy who is very attractive, and sometimes funny. But mostly a smart ass.

Everyone loves Kellem

by Watermelon11 November 7, 2013

Rose Kelleher

A very awesome person. On the shorter side. Blond. So fun to be around. Has a mean volleyball serve, but slightly bird-like. She's crazy, but amazing!

Person 1: Wow, that girl is so cool
Person 2: I know, she's such a Rose Kelleher!

by punk.apparently. December 11, 2010

kelli

a beautiful and very kind woman. cares more about others then herself. a very loving mother when she has children. for a kelli to be disliked is very rare. however don't take this woman to be a pushover. this would be a mistake. she sees all and hears all. and won't hesitate to put her foot up someones ass. to avoid harmful contact with a kelli, stay on her good side and treat her well. she will be a very good friend to you.

jill: ya know kelli so beautiful i wish i could be like her

john: you would have to be alot more than beautiful to be like her. shes a way better person!

(smack!)

Jill: thats not the response i was looking for jerk! but yeah i guess your right

by anonymousbeautiful February 24, 2009