gooey kablooie

The result of trying too forcefully to release a fart: a spatter of shit in your pants. Also referred to as a GK. The term is derived from a story read to Calvin by his dad in Calvin and Hobbes.

"Wow Robbie, in trying to impress us with a nice loud fart, you shat in your pants! Gooey kablooie!"

"Last Saturday I tried to fart but GKed instead."

by taybeans jr. May 23, 2008

kabloop

The sound made when a medium-large sized turd hits water.

(sound of a person straining a bit more than average... a brief pause.. ) kabloop!

by Happenstance May 4, 2010

KABLOOM!!!!!

an alternative for KABOOM!!!

after he walked off the mine, it blew up..and KABOOM!!!

he was gone.

by jishun January 9, 2005

kabloomy

a combination of kabloom and kablooey

Andrew's computer went kabloomy!

by hmmwhosdis December 19, 2004

KABLOOM!!!!!

A chain flower store

im going to kabloom to get the dozen roses.

by bepep February 5, 2005

Kablooey Louie

Pulling a kablooey Louie: When your cumshot kills your blowjobber

Aww shucks I pulled a KABLOOEY LOUIE on your mom last night

by TheTrojanHorseCock July 25, 2018

Kaboof

kah-boof

verb

The act of
a) ejaculating in one's pants.
b) excreting in one's pants.
c) both ejaculating and excreting in one's pants.

I.E. (for the simple minded) jizzing and/or shitting yourself. Possibly at the same time.

Usually caused by a sense of overwhelming happiness, shock, or awe.

When used in a sentence, the listener is led to believe that the speaker did one of three things: jizzed, shit, or both together. The speaker may not specify what their kaboof included.

1) Whenever i watch 300, I kaboof when Leonidas kicks that guy into the pit.

2) The sight of Stephanie's bikini top falling off caused Daryl to kaboof.

3) Dragonball always caused small children to kaboof themselves silly.

4)
Matthew:"That was so amazing, I KABOOFED!"
Stephen:"That was so amazing, I kaboofed DAVE!"

by Skuttlebutt April 22, 2009