Jurtle100

A big nigga that watches a shit ton of hentai.

Yo look at that Jurtle100 he busted for the 5th time this second

by penisman42069xxxpussyslayer August 1, 2020

Jurples

n. A plastic purple Jesus found in many small convenience stores.

Yo, I kept seein the face of that jurple when I was screwing your mom last night.

by Alyssa Caprasso September 7, 2005

Jurgle

Gel-covered spikey haircut that has the sides shaved. The Jurgle is known for not only being massive, but also for eating things that hair just should not eat i.e. faces, fingers, and ninja turtle action figures.

Lee's jurgle was so massive, it ate my bitchin' ninja turtle without even chewing.

Lee almost dropped the football, but luckily the Jurgle was there to run it in for a touchdown.

Oh shit, I forgot a pencil for my big test...Lee, give me back my pencil your jurgle ate last week.

by McMichael VanWasson March 3, 2003

jerklecock

'verb' To jerk ones cock under water - derivative of snorkle and jerk.
'noun' Slang, insult - to incriminate someone as an underwater wanker.

He jerklecocked his own asslick in the swimming pool

Nattydred is a jerklecock.

by mrbond May 3, 2003

Jurgle

A combination of the word 'jeans' and 'burgle', which is the act of stealing one's pair of jeans.

The Russian gang jurgled the American man of his new pair of jeans, making him jean-less.

by Miss Mango November 29, 2016

Jurgle

To gurgle on a jock (jock is the term for penis)

Man why don’t you go jurgle on one of your little friends or something!

by Aids847 March 1, 2022

Junklet

The larval form of a junkie, who has yet to undergo a metamorphosis into a fully fledged junkie.

The junkie travelled on the bus with his junklet.

by Rarely Satisfied August 27, 2023