mrbond's definitions

jerklecock

'verb' To jerk ones cock under water - derivative of snorkle and jerk.
'noun' Slang, insult - to incriminate someone as an underwater wanker.

He jerklecocked his own asslick in the swimming pool

Nattydred is a jerklecock.

by mrbond May 3, 2003

cockscoffer

noun - One who constantly has men insert their penii into one's mouth foir scoffing purposes

nattydred you are such a cockscoffer.

by mrbond May 3, 2003

pugfugly

one who is really fucking fugly

yeah that minger last night was bleeding pugfugly

by mrbond May 3, 2003

skankrimmer

to rim someone who has Diarrhea

Joe Rimmed Bills ass, he's such a skankrimmer.

by mrbond May 4, 2003

nattydred

The one who this site was made for.

Nattydred likes little boys when they're using the urban dictionary.
He also fancies Minus1.

by mrbond May 4, 2003

cockinsfuck

Someone who looks like a gee

Jim decided Bobby was a cockinsfuck and didn't want to play with him any more.

by mrbond May 4, 2003