Or, to Jungle
When the pubic hair of a lady partners Vagina (or a males Anal wig) has become too tangled and long over time, the tally-whacker of the male must do as it's title suggests, and whack the tangled jungle away in order to gain access to his lady friends Jungle Temple so to speak.
When the pubic hair of a lady partners Vagina (or a males Anal wig) has become too tangled and long over time, the tally-whacker of the male must do as it's title suggests, and whack the tangled jungle away in order to gain access to his lady friends Jungle Temple so to speak.
"Dear lord woman have you no wax, well looks like its time to get down to some jungling"
"Dude I totally had to give your mother a good jungling last night"
"Dude I totally had to give your mother a good jungling last night"
by The Grand Poobah December 10, 2008
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Janging refers to the process by which a nut has been busted, and ejeculate is shot, specifically similar to jizzing which is slang for ejeculation janging takes emphasis for comedic ways of doing so originally most commonly as jizzing on a fake or hair, breasts or back of a woman but as time went on these examples fell under the catagory of quite mainstream jizzing tecqniques so janging now is a loose term for jizzing (funnier way of saying it) or specifically a really funny way of having busted. Examples of both below .
Janging refers to the process by which a nut has been busted, and ejeculate is shot, specifically similar to jizzing which is slang for ejeculation janging takes emphasis for comedic ways of doing so originally most commonly as jizzing on a fake or hair, breasts or back of a woman but as time went on these examples fell under the catagory of quite mainstream jizzing tecqniques so janging now is a loose term for jizzing (funnier way of saying it) or specifically a really funny way of having busted. Examples of both below .
1. "Man I made the spider man hand gesture as I was beating it off in her face"
"epic jang bro"
2." Dude its been a great month Ive been janging all over town, 3 chicks in one week and then I janged the shit out of this one ho' "
3. "yo shes so dirty she let me jang on her tits and we met up with her parents for dinner like 10 min later I was laughing the whole time, I think I could smell it "
"your like the high risk jang champion dude"
3. In the famous hollywood comedy "Theres something about marry" Actor Ben Stillers characher jangs so hard he cant find where he busted a nut, and is later discovered by actress Cameron Diaz's charachter as what she mistakes for hairgel and promtly applies to her own hair- Historians note this is possibly the worlds first apreance of a major janging in American pop culture
4. In United States politics, the Bill Clinton- Monica lewinsky sex scandal was at one point in a pivitol moment when allegations of a dress worn by Mrs.Lewinsky that had been stained with semen was a public relations nightmare and one awsomely funny janging story
"epic jang bro"
2." Dude its been a great month Ive been janging all over town, 3 chicks in one week and then I janged the shit out of this one ho' "
3. "yo shes so dirty she let me jang on her tits and we met up with her parents for dinner like 10 min later I was laughing the whole time, I think I could smell it "
"your like the high risk jang champion dude"
3. In the famous hollywood comedy "Theres something about marry" Actor Ben Stillers characher jangs so hard he cant find where he busted a nut, and is later discovered by actress Cameron Diaz's charachter as what she mistakes for hairgel and promtly applies to her own hair- Historians note this is possibly the worlds first apreance of a major janging in American pop culture
4. In United States politics, the Bill Clinton- Monica lewinsky sex scandal was at one point in a pivitol moment when allegations of a dress worn by Mrs.Lewinsky that had been stained with semen was a public relations nightmare and one awsomely funny janging story
by Jangalang Vincent Van Brosef August 5, 2011
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We were driving along and Ben crapped his pants and refused to clean up. So we pulled over to the side of the road and performed a water jugging.
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Get the Jugging mug.The action which can be observed while watching a woman (or man unfortunately) with especially large mammary glands jog.
Oh man, we were in gym today and bob was jugging and his man knockers were almost hitting him in the face!
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A: "Man i need to make some money, im tired of being broke as fuck."
B: " start jugging foo. Get back at it like a 'rack addict."
N.
"I got a jug waiting at the jack in the crack"
A: "Man i need to make some money, im tired of being broke as fuck."
B: " start jugging foo. Get back at it like a 'rack addict."
N.
"I got a jug waiting at the jack in the crack"
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Hey Kid, wanna do drugs?
No way, Dude! Drugs aren't cool.
What?! Since When?
I dunno... The 70's maybe?
Well, what's cool now?
Pouring an entire gallon of milk in your butt. It's called jugging.
Pshh. TEENAGERS.
Hey Kid, wanna do drugs?
No way, Dude! Drugs aren't cool.
What?! Since When?
I dunno... The 70's maybe?
Well, what's cool now?
Pouring an entire gallon of milk in your butt. It's called jugging.
Pshh. TEENAGERS.
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